figgier 

Noun (n.) a decision usually acted upon impulsively; mentally unstable habit or survival technique

I've actually been tempted to have a figgier today. Something's in the air.

figgier by Luciferwho February 9, 2022

Nuck Figgers 

"Nuck Figgers" was originally the name given to a community of European-born Canadian people who lived on the island of Nuck, just off the northern coast of the province of Manitoba, Canada. These people largely lived off the land, harvesting crops. And since the only crop on Nuck was figs from fig trees, they made everything out of figs. Their food was figs, their clothing was figs... Everything was figs. And hence, they became known as the Nuck Figgers.

As you'd expect from such an isolated island community, though, the Nuck Figgers were terrible racists. They'd accept white outsiders into their community (as long as they liked figs), but as soon as a black man came around, they'd mob up to tear him limb from limb. This continued until the more progressive-minded children of their parents got tired of hating people with other skin colours and left Nuck forever. The Nuck Figgers community died out in 1973, the last dying of malnutrition at 81.

However, the legend of the Nuck Figgers lived on. So fierce were they in their hatred of dark-skinned individuals, that "Nuck Figgers" became a byword for hostility towards black people. Even today, calling out "Nuck Figgers" will scatter any African-descended persons around, as it indicates to them that you are willing to act in the manner of the Nuck Figgers of old, and so they will be unwelcome around you.

The fact that the words "Nuck Figgers" are a spoonerism for an expression involving the N-word is just a coincidence.

When in Compton, I found myself threatened by the crowds around me, so I shouted "Nuck Figgers" and they backed off.

Nuck Figgers by Noncondolphin June 22, 2020

figgernaggot

the alterntive word to "NiggerFaggot" which is mainly used in public to not offend a active niggerfaggot.

(black people are present) hey look at that figgernaggot jon smith.!

figgernaggot by Jadonian October 21, 2007

Nuck Figgers 

1. When you HAVE to say the N word really badly, but there are a lot of them around, and you REALLY don't wanna get in trouble. Yell Nuck Figgers.

2. When you wanna emphasize the fact that there are a lot of people around.

Dude, Seriously. Nuck Figgers. Seriously.

Nuck Figgers by Fatalshot March 16, 2009

Figgler 

The owner of the best and hottest club in downtown Atlanta. Women and drinks as far as the eye can see, cheap dances and private rooms, and poppin' midnight parties.

The figgler is the coolest guy around. Everyone wants to be him!

Figgler by The Figgler Lover 27 May 8, 2018

Figgero

1. The more politically correct way of calling someone a homosexual.

2. A derogatory term for a straight man acting like a homosexual.

Jesse: I think you may be right about Carlos, i saw him carrying around a man purse.

Frank: I told you that guy is a figgero.

Figgero by Praveezy February 14, 2010

figger naggot 

Only whites can say this.
Any blacks heard saying it will be tasered by the authorities, not shot because thats racist.

Black: "Figger Naggot"
Authority: "Get down on the ground!"
*Helecopter noises*
*woosh*

*woosh*

iDubbbz: "Thats an edgy nigger!"
Authority: "Thank you iDubbbz for reporting."

figger naggot by Jared from speedway October 18, 2017