Definitions by Praveezy

LAPD 

Acronym meaning Licks Ass, Pussy, and Dick

Guy #1: Susanne likes both men and women.

Guy #2 Oh, so she's LAPD?

LAPD by Praveezy February 14, 2010

Figgero

1. The more politically correct way of calling someone a homosexual.

2. A derogatory term for a straight man acting like a homosexual.

Jesse: I think you may be right about Carlos, i saw him carrying around a man purse.

Frank: I told you that guy is a figgero.

Figgero by Praveezy February 14, 2010

Fellatio Martini 

Another term for blow job.

So there i was at Tasha's house anxiously waiting on my fellatio martini, but she never sucked me off.

Fellatio Martini by Praveezy February 14, 2010