LAPD

Acronym meaning Licks Ass, Pussy, and Dick
Guy #1: Susanne likes both men and women.

Guy #2 Oh, so she's LAPD?
by Praveezy February 15, 2010
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Fellatio Martini

So there i was at Tasha's house anxiously waiting on my fellatio martini, but she never sucked me off.
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Figgero

1. The more politically correct way of calling someone a homosexual.

2. A derogatory term for a straight man acting like a homosexual.
Jesse: I think you may be right about Carlos, i saw him carrying around a man purse.

Frank: I told you that guy is a figgero.
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