figgie

my fine ass teacher

me: look at figgie fine ass over there
friend: 😩😩😋

figgie by notzootedchaos June 3, 2021

figgie

The process of sticking the heel of a high heeled shoe up one's anus.

Last night, my girfriend figgied my ass with her leopard print stilettos.

figgie by MortimerVonDrake February 24, 2014

figgie puddin 

A fig Newton like substance pudding made to be specifically worn on a persons nose during anywhere from the time between Christmas day and New Years day.

"I just figgie puddined yo nigguh ass"

figgie puddin by Pata Pan Dan January 4, 2010

leat fingies

Wise words said by a man bathed in green, called Stinky toes.

At this point no one knows what it means but hopefully the truth will be revealed.

"leat fingies"

leat fingies by Pigonp00p October 8, 2020

Leat Fingies

When you put your master skills obtained playing Among Us in private lobbies to use in public lobbies.

I’m bouta put the Leat Fingies on them right now.

Leat Fingies by dutch29 October 8, 2020

leat fingies

A word that was used when Penguinz0 played on a public Among Us server that no one has no clue what it means. Thought there’d already be a definition on here.

Dark Green: “Leat fingies”
Charlie: “What does leat fingies mean?”

leat fingies by AstroCreep2000 October 8, 2020

Nuck Figgers 

"Nuck Figgers" was originally the name given to a community of European-born Canadian people who lived on the island of Nuck, just off the northern coast of the province of Manitoba, Canada. These people largely lived off the land, harvesting crops. And since the only crop on Nuck was figs from fig trees, they made everything out of figs. Their food was figs, their clothing was figs... Everything was figs. And hence, they became known as the Nuck Figgers.

As you'd expect from such an isolated island community, though, the Nuck Figgers were terrible racists. They'd accept white outsiders into their community (as long as they liked figs), but as soon as a black man came around, they'd mob up to tear him limb from limb. This continued until the more progressive-minded children of their parents got tired of hating people with other skin colours and left Nuck forever. The Nuck Figgers community died out in 1973, the last dying of malnutrition at 81.

However, the legend of the Nuck Figgers lived on. So fierce were they in their hatred of dark-skinned individuals, that "Nuck Figgers" became a byword for hostility towards black people. Even today, calling out "Nuck Figgers" will scatter any African-descended persons around, as it indicates to them that you are willing to act in the manner of the Nuck Figgers of old, and so they will be unwelcome around you.

The fact that the words "Nuck Figgers" are a spoonerism for an expression involving the N-word is just a coincidence.

When in Compton, I found myself threatened by the crowds around me, so I shouted "Nuck Figgers" and they backed off.

Nuck Figgers by Noncondolphin June 22, 2020