figgie

my fine ass teacher

me: look at figgie fine ass over there
friend: 😩😩😋

by notzootedchaos June 04, 2021

figgie

The process of sticking the heel of a high heeled shoe up one's anus.

Last night, my girfriend figgied my ass with her leopard print stilettos.

by MortimerVonDrake February 20, 2014

Figgy

For use as a noun, verb, or adj; it can stand for anything. If it sounds like it will fit a situation, it does.

There's figgy everywhere!!

That was a figgy-fail.

He figgied all over her face.

He's getting his figgy on.

He whipped his figgy out.

by Lutie22 March 03, 2009

Figgy

Head shot/ face shot

I was all fun and games till he got hit in his figgy.

by Juan-quanlito October 08, 2021

Figgy

Short for figuratively because its too hard to say. And saying that you are "literally about to die" is dumb because you are not ACTUALLY going to die you are figuratively going to die.

Louisa: "How was the English Essay"
Hana: "So fucking hard my mum is figgy going to kill me"

by hanahoe November 08, 2018

figgy

someone (Mr harrup) who thinks theyre great at everything and will make sure you know about it. short for FIGJAM

fuck i hate mr harrup he's such a figgy

by bd696969 October 11, 2018

Figgy

A nickname for anybody with the last name Figueroa preferably a boy

"Ay Figgy" yo Figgy going ham

by beautiful mind July 08, 2015