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fiddlin' ben
according to McGloin, in "Gangs of New York" -- a fella so low he's willing to do anything, including selling dead bodies.
fiddlin' ben by goat78 December 3, 2009
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Fiddlin Gypsy
An explative, it is often used in moments of anger to express being inordinately annoyed with somebody/something. plural: fiddlin gypsies
Fiddlin Gypsy by The Kingpin300 August 30, 2009
fiddlin bits
fiddlin bits by ermstick July 15, 2006
fuddling
When a man and woman cuddle whilst his penis is inside her vagina. They aint fucking, they aint cuddling. They are fuddling
Tom had his penis inside Jennifer whilst they spooned. As there wasnt any movement they werent fucking, but it wasnt a cuddle either. They were fuddling.
fuddling by Graham Pike December 18, 2013
ferret fiddling
A practice employed by British South Eastern Farmers for several centuries. The act itself involves stimulating the nether regions of a ferret, so that said ferret can de-stress and continue to ward off evil spirits. Obviously it goes without saying that the farmers didn't mind either.
Daves wife could tell from the wet patch on his lap that he'd been vigourously ferret fiddling, cripes!
ferret fiddling by egnaro May 17, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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