fiddlin'

The act of fingering your butthole in the shower for "cleaning" purposes.
Chris took a shower today. You know he did some fiddlin'.
by Fjordimus February 06, 2016
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Crags

To arrive early at your workplace to take a shit.
Fuck, who blew up the bathroom?

Chris came in early to take a crags
by Fjordimus February 06, 2016
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