findling

the act of being the best one in bed, make all the girls/guys want a turn with you, and you make a shea look like nothing

person:1 wow she was a shea last nite!

person:2 well mine was a findling last nite!

person:1 wow i wish I had someone like that

findling by ifondlezgirls July 12, 2010

Findling

Sex machine

Man he was a real Findling in the sack last night!

Findling by pufdazza December 16, 2008

Fondling Father 

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.

This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

Fondling Father by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 12, 2023

Life finds a way of not finding a way.

A play on the saying "Life finds a way".

The twist here is that sometimes things do not happen when they should have.
Procrastination, global pandemics, outside influence, many things can be a call for this saying.

"I was going to make lunch, but life finds a way of not finding a way."

Life finds a way of not finding a way. by The_ALCH January 24, 2021

Finding Dory 

The sequel to 2003's Finding Nemo. It was released on June 17, 2016, and is still in theaters.

I just saw Finding Dory last night. It was absolutely amazing!

Finding Dory by whatadickhead August 2, 2016

Finding nemo 

Finding nemo is a ma15+ rated movie.i do not recommend little kids watching finding nemo is for 15+ becuase it has sharks named bruise who is verry evil.there re also other scarey things on the movie.SO DONT WATCH IT.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh finding nemo is so scarey

Finding nemo by Finding nemo is scarey September 11, 2019

Finding nemo 

When a girl in the bathtub can't find a guys Jewish penis within 3 minutes

Hey Rebecca, yesterday I was finding nemo with John.

Finding nemo by Bigdickbaljeet69 July 25, 2016