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Fiddyment 

A person that likes to inflict pain and suffering; a Nazi.
Person #1: "Wow, that girl acts like she has a watermelon shoved up her ass! What a bitch!"

Person #2 "Yea, she is SUCH a wanna-be Fiddyment."
Fiddyment by Zeeba Neighba April 26, 2009

Mongolian Fiddlemunt

When you dig up an ancient mongolian warriors body and then proceed to munt the shit out of it while fiddling with your cock and balls
Yo dude, I took a vacation to Mongolia to practice my Mongolian Fiddlemunting skills. i've gotten so much better at it.

fiddlemonkey 

When someone screws something up, they can be labeled as a fiddlemonkey.
-Hey, I'm sorry I didn't come to the game.
-Damn right you are, you bad ass fiddlemonkey!
fiddlemonkey by Flavameister January 24, 2008

Figglement 

a hard, heavy situation that is quickly forgotten and resolved.
Rylan's family got in a little figglement over how long her showers are.
Figglement by sydizzleyournizzle December 18, 2020

Fondlement 

The marks left behind from touching, playing, or otherwise caressing something or someone.
Look at those fondlements all over her jeans.

Who left these fondlements all over my car?!
Fondlement by GabGab42 January 26, 2022

Fiddlecunt 

A whore that fiddles with every guy in the town.
Kristi fucks every guy in town for money.
Guy 1: $20 for a blowjob?
Kristi: ill give you 3 hours of whatever you want!
Guy 1: ok fiddlecunt!
Fiddlecunt by 98560348957342 February 20, 2023