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A person who cares about and loves others, (also called "The friend sticher" by the others) who will and be their best friend untill the friendship or relationship is broken. JY.MT.MICH.FID

I love you!~ -Fiddlement

fiddlement by fiddleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee April 12, 2021

Words you can keep

Fiddyment

A person that likes to inflict pain and suffering; a Nazi.

Person #1: "Wow, that girl acts like she has a watermelon shoved up her ass! What a bitch!"

Person #2 "Yea, she is SUCH a wanna-be Fiddyment."

Fiddyment by Zeeba Neighba April 26, 2009

Mongolian Fiddlemunt

When you dig up an ancient mongolian warriors body and then proceed to munt the shit out of it while fiddling with your cock and balls

Yo dude, I took a vacation to Mongolia to practice my Mongolian Fiddlemunting skills. i've gotten so much better at it.

Mongolian Fiddlemunt by jelquer228573 March 13, 2026

fiddlemonkey

When someone screws something up, they can be labeled as a fiddlemonkey.

-Hey, I'm sorry I didn't come to the game.
-Damn right you are, you bad ass fiddlemonkey!

fiddlemonkey by Flavameister January 24, 2008

Figglement

a hard, heavy situation that is quickly forgotten and resolved.

Rylan's family got in a little figglement over how long her showers are.

Figglement by sydizzleyournizzle December 18, 2020

Fondlement

The marks left behind from touching, playing, or otherwise caressing something or someone.

Look at those fondlements all over her jeans.

Who left these fondlements all over my car?!

Fondlement by GabGab42 January 26, 2022

Fiddlecunt

A whore that fiddles with every guy in the town.

Kristi fucks every guy in town for money.
Guy 1: $20 for a blowjob?
Kristi: ill give you 3 hours of whatever you want!
Guy 1: ok fiddlecunt!

Fiddlecunt by 98560348957342 February 20, 2023

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026