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Figglement 

a hard, heavy situation that is quickly forgotten and resolved.
Rylan's family got in a little figglement over how long her showers are.
Figglement by sydizzleyournizzle December 18, 2020
Words you can keep

finaglement

A finaglement is basically achieving a sloppy means to an end through utter tom-foolery or manipulation requiring trickery in a sly, perhaps fraudulent sense.
I'm broke as shit... Tonight I need to plan a finaglement of sorts...

See Also: "The nightly finagle."
finaglement by timJae June 30, 2009

Higglement 

Within the Tom Pearl fandom, "Higglement" is one of the most well-regarded gags in the community. The gag was the first gag Tom Pearl uttered after biting into the log of shit he had freshly dropped in "Tom Pearl Brushes his Teeth with Shit." The reference is a way for members of this community to identify themselves as fans of Tom Pearl.

In Tom Pearl lore, followers of Tom Pearl believe the Higglement gag from the aforementioned video was the gag that created all of existence. It is the most sacred of words found within the Book of Scat. A sect within the Tom Pearl pantheon known as the "Higglers" believe that there is a pending Higglement that will recreate all of existence in Tom Pearl's image. The Higglement gag was lost to time until a group of Scat Liches rediscovered it in the mystic scat tombs. "Higglement" roughly translates to "creation" in the scat language.
Person one: Higglement gags are the best Tom Pearl gags.

Person two: A fellow Tom Pearl fan! Shall we discuss our favorite videos he has made?
Higglement by anonymous October 21, 2022

figglemints 

marshmallow shaped mints often found in small bowls on the reception desks at restaurants.
I hope they have some figglemints, that garlic made my breath stink!
figglemints by yukjui November 21, 2010

gigglement 

The state of pre-giggles exploding to full-blown uncontrollably laughter.
Scenes from The Hangover puts me in a gigglement mood.
gigglement by chickenWHATT June 21, 2009

fiddlement 

A person who cares about and loves others, (also called "The friend sticher" by the others) who will and be their best friend untill the friendship or relationship is broken. JY.MT.MICH.FID
I love you!~ -Fiddlement

gigglement 

i died of gigglement. (i died of laughter)
gigglement by marcus August 22, 2004
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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