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Fiddlebert 

A racist Lithuanian known for planning and organising 9-11, the Holocast, the Irish Potato Famine, the Bubonic Plague and the creation of the animation Undertale the Musical. Popular on children’s TV show “The Fiddlebert Show”.
Ah, Fiddlesticks! Fiddlebert here just murdered another Minority!
Fiddlebert by Aostrele May 27, 2024

fiddlefart 

To lollygag or drag one's feet; procrastination in decision making.
Leon continued to fiddlefart with the remote, incapable of deciding between NASCAR on channel 106 or the MossyOak Infomercial on channel 329.
fiddlefart by harry flashman August 10, 2003

Fiddlefarter 

Someone who does nothing important and doesn't do what they are told. They would rather sit around playing Rock Band and farting.
Keith is going to miss his eye appointment because he is the world's top fiddlefarter.
Fiddlefarter by PamMcCrat February 17, 2009

fiddlement 

A person who cares about and loves others, (also called "The friend sticher" by the others) who will and be their best friend untill the friendship or relationship is broken. JY.MT.MICH.FID
I love you!~ -Fiddlement

fiddlebit 

A "CrackHeaded" Way To Call Someone Or Something A Fucking Bitch. Origins Lie In Kenosha,WI.
"Yo Nigga U A FiddleBit"
or
"Damn This Game's A FiddleBit"
fiddlebit by Zach Hoselton September 15, 2007

Fiddleberg

A musical Jewish Eastern European melody maker, one who practices the fine art of delighting audiences with his tunes, but underneath, he is confounded with guilt and self-depreciation from generations of oppressive thinking, yet through the help of psychedelic wellness therapy, he becomes Stuporman, a soon to be launched character by underground deviant artist, Sheldon Birdoo.
Fiddleberg floats beyond time while playing to a full house, yet his sweaty brow informs listeners of his angst.
Fiddleberg by danielf1818v3 September 20, 2020
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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