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Mickey Fickey

Mickey Fickey is the TV friendly version of Mother Fucker.
It first appeared when TBS first aired Spike Lee's Do The Right Thing back in the 90's, overdubbing all uses of the word "mother fucker" with "mickey fickey". This actually made some of the scenes, especially the part where the guy is trying to buy 20 D batteries, quite funny.

"D! MICKEY FICKEY, D!"

The term has since grown in popularity as people use it in place of mother fucker to be funny.
I need some Batteries...

What Size?

"D! MICKEY FICKEY, D!"
Mickey Fickey by hotsith November 15, 2011

Buckley Fuckley 

When you dip your dick in Buckleys cough syrup and get a blowjob
She had a soar throat so I gave that bitch the Buckley Fuckley and we both felt better
Buckley Fuckley by DevonBuckley September 22, 2011

fickle finger of fate 

n.
1. An unseen and unforseeable force that controls the direction of all living things

2. The fickle nature of the universe and how it seems to bestow bad luck on some people more than others

3. A series of very unlucky or unfortunate events
Did you hear about what happened with Joe? He lost his job last week, wrecked his car, and got mugged last night. Poor guy must have been touched by the fickle finger of fate.

Screw the fickle finger of fate! I WILL get this promotion or else!
likely to change your opinion or your feelings suddenly and without a good reason
She's so fickle - she's never been interested in the same man for more than a week!
The world of popular music is notoriously fickle
fickle by Arja2012 October 15, 2012

fickle pickle 

A young pickle who could never make a decision. He was bullied by other vegetables, and eventually went insane.
"Hey, Elena, do you know fickle pickle?"
"I sure do! He's so fickle!"
fickle pickle by maryyyyyyyyyyyy September 8, 2013

Lamont Fickleberry 

Lamont Fickleberry is the friend of the well-known, Quandale Dingle. He is an owl and loves to take showers. This also means Lamont has a dark backstory where people said, "I hate this bird." This made Lamont go into a spiraling depression and made him change his name from Wet Owl to Lamont Fickleberry. There are also rumors that Lamont and Quandale went on a date, but Quandale Dingle denied this statement by saying, "no homo".
babe please bring out the Lamont Fickleberry fine china
Lamont Fickleberry by bropel April 19, 2022
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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