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Tub Fritter
A Tub Fritter is a small log excreated from said person's butthole while taking a shower. Resembling a brown fritter.
Man I went to my girlfriends house to take a shower and there was a tub fritter from the night before in the shower!
Tub Fritter by fritter monster August 21, 2010
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FritterWhiff
I reluctantly dropped heavy at Jessica's party and bill ran in when I left and took a long fritterwhiff to smell what I had done. Needless to say I was embarrassed having eating a lot of sushi that week.
FritterWhiff by Specimenb12 April 17, 2013
Frisco fritter
When you deficate between a women's breasts then grab both tits firmly. Vigorously shake them up and down while applying an inward pressure which should cause fecal matter to exit from the upper and lower cleavage representing a gourmet chocolate fritter (works best on large breasted women)
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Frisco fritter by Jack meofff January 15, 2015
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Spooning Corn Fritters
Having Anal sex with a male or female that does not practice anal hygiene and fails to evacuate before participating in anal play.
Carl picked up a dude at the gay bar and took him home for sex. Thankfully he used a condom because it was Spooning Corn Fritters all night.
Spooning Corn Fritters by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015
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flitterbick by pest_control July 4, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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