Fwitter

A fake or secret Twitter account

I saw it on her Fwitter
Is it on her Finsta? No it’s on her Fwitter

by koolbitch23 January 10, 2021

Fwitter

A fake Twitter acount, made to follow a real Tweet to make it jump in ranking. Pronounced "fitte:r".

- Did you hear about Joe? He went from 15 followers to 5k in just a couple of days!
- Well, they're all fwitters so who cares? Joe's a douchebag anyway.

by JamesMasonIsGod February 18, 2009

Tub Fritter

A Tub Fritter is a small log excreated from said person's butthole while taking a shower. Resembling a brown fritter.

Man I went to my girlfriends house to take a shower and there was a tub fritter from the night before in the shower!

by fritter monster August 21, 2010

FritterWhiff

To run into bathroom immediately after ones exit and take a long deep inhale through your nose.

I reluctantly dropped heavy at Jessica's party and bill ran in when I left and took a long fritterwhiff to smell what I had done. Needless to say I was embarrassed having eating a lot of sushi that week.

by Specimenb12 April 17, 2013

Frisco fritter

When you deficate between a women's breasts then grab both tits firmly. Vigorously shake them up and down while applying an inward pressure which should cause fecal matter to exit from the upper and lower cleavage representing a gourmet chocolate fritter (works best on large breasted women)

-jimmy h

Your ex-girlfriend is such a whore so I did you a solid and frisco frittered on her. Your welcome.

by Jack meofff January 15, 2015

fitter

The British version of Hotter.when fit (hot) is just not enough.

My girl is so much fitter then yours!

by Natedavis March 9, 2007

Spooning Corn Fritters

Having Anal sex with a male or female that does not practice anal hygiene and fails to evacuate before participating in anal play.

Carl picked up a dude at the gay bar and took him home for sex. Thankfully he used a condom because it was Spooning Corn Fritters all night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015