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Stretching your scrotum and balls over a person's face, and laying your penis on their forehead, resembling a flying squirrel with its arms spread. Done properly, this will cover the person's mouth and nose completely. To create a good suction, make sure your balls are warm before proceeding. Injury can occur if the person was sleeping and wakes up being suffocated by your massive nuts and sac.
"Dude, Candace passed out so I gave her a flyng squirrel. She woke up totally choking on my sac!"
by Mugatu-san October 08, 2004
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The "flying squirrel" is: grabbing ones testicle bag with the tips of ones fingers (both hands), and stretching the skin into the opposite dirrections. This should resemble a flying squirrel. Your "flying squirrel" is best displayed for people when tightly pressed against a glass window or door typically found in computer labs or a lobby of a public building where there is lots of glass pannels.
"Ohh my Gosh you know that crazy guy Jake?, he pulled a flying squirrel in computer class"
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Sex position, when the female in on her stomach while holding her ankles with her knees fully bent. The Male holds her knees up while spreading her legs, to hit it from the back.
While executing the flying squirrel Andrew got rug burn on his knees and Nicole got it on her face.
by Andrew D. July 16, 2006
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Sexual act where a man is engaging in sexual intercourse in the doggy-style position and shifts his weight on top of his partner, while keeping his penis inserted, to the point of where he is balancing on top of her with arms and legs out-stretched (not touching the ground or holding on to anything) but is still able to pump.
Man, that guy in the porno pulled a flying squirrel!
by MJizzelness August 12, 2010
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you perform a flying squirrel by stretching out your scrotum upwards over your penis, and just let the head of your penis show. you pinch the bottom of the scrotum on either side with your thumbs and forefingers (carefully, please!) and pull it upwards. Your balls form the squirrel's back legs, and your pinched ends form the front legs. The membrane of your scrotum resembles the flaps of the majestic flying squirrel. The head of the penis is the head of the squirrel, of course.!
"The majestic flying squirrel is a glorius creature indeed, and quite a stunt to pull off, as it were."
by Laurabelleblue August 28, 2006
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Essentially, the "rick roll" of sex positions. It is done from the missionary position, although can be managed from doggy style, by extending arms and legs outward in the position of a flying squirrel or a skydiver. Upon doing the "flying squirrel" you must scream "FLYING SQUIRREL" while balancing on your mate. This has been known to stop sex immediately, ruining all chances of a climax.
"this is going to feel great...FLYING SQUIRREL!!!!!!"
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by Special Ops Squirrel October 01, 2009
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A counter-rape tactic, in which the victim lies in wait in a spiderman-style pose, arms and legs spread, on the ceiling (on the underside of the top bunk of a bunkbed, etc.) above the rapist's bed. When the rapist returns to his/her sleeping area the victim lets out a battle cry and drops from the ceiling like a flying squirrel. Counter-rape ensues.
Anna always said that if someone raped her, she would flying squirrel their ass.
by gingerscholarbusinessman December 22, 2009
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