Fritter

Noun.
Genreal insult for someone making a fool of themselves or doing something embarrassing.

"You are such a fritter."

by PossumP April 30, 2010

Fritter

(plural: Fritters)
n) a portmanteau of Friend and Twitter - essentially, a Friend on Twitter.

Likely, this friend is either of the wrong age or lives too far away to be a real life friend, but is someone who you can constantly have tweet-based conversations with.

"So I was talking to one of my fritters the other night..."
"Oh, my best fritter posted this awesome link..."

example_user: Goodnight #fritters! It was good talking to you. I <3 my fritters!

by isthiscanon October 07, 2009

Fritter

Another way of saying pussy in terms of female genitalia

Person 1: “How do you typically finger a girl?”

Person 2: “Two in the fritter, one in the shitter!”

by YungLuiV October 10, 2018

Fritter

Nick Richins

You are such a Fritter!!

by Evan Beaverson February 20, 2004

Fritter

someone who razzes out and is considered a chaunce. Ie; luke danielson

Quit frittering out luke. Luke is the biggest fritter cakes.

by nazgul27 October 04, 2003

frittering

spazing out due to maximum frustration or uber meth smoking symptoms include erratic behavior, wide eyes, shaking , and rapid placement of lounge furniture.

Joe was frittering out after a hard night on it......

gaz started to convulse due to his frittering that night....

by doughboi12345 August 07, 2012

Fritterness

Used to let it be know that you wake up in the morning and piss excellence.

Scott: "Hey HOMO, you can't climb that mountain!"
Jeremy: "WOOOOW. Yes I can, I have fritterness.

by FixIns June 11, 2010