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farker
Someone lacking the wit necessary for the SomethingAwful forums who likes to hang out with other knuckledragging, adolescent semiliterates. Poor spelling, poor Photoshop skills, and a complete lack of a sense of humor are a must, and it helps to be twice as opinionated as you are informed about any particular issue. It's also essential that you don't mind seeing the same retarded cliche catchphrases and images posted over and over again; these people haven't seen a new joke in years, and wouldn't recognize one if it showed up.
You would get banned from the SA forums for being as unfunny and ignorant as the best poster on Fark.
You would get banned from the SA forums for being as unfunny and ignorant as the best poster on Fark.
"Did you see that the sixth grade kid who fell off the monkeybars and landed on his head is finally back in school this year? Word has it that the brain damage was so severe that he's become a farker."
farker by Bevets' Mom July 18, 2005
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Butt Farker
Anyone of Greek origin; Anyone who takes pleasure form checking out people asses; Anyone who likes the brownlip ;Any Kaiserkin
Butt Farker by Polychronopolous September 25, 2003
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farker by TooLoose La Trekkie October 16, 2003
Furafic Farker
A Furafic Farker, also known as a Whinosaur, is a person who is obsessed with animal fights and the Jurassic Park franchise (which is about dinosaur-like GMOs) to the point they become childish about them. They're most often either a pre-teen or teenager or a young adult with immature behaviour. They often make 'edits' about GMO fights on social media platforms like Youtube and TikTok and vulgarly debate (argue immaturely) other's opinions they hate without good reasoning. They also commonly say slurs, such as the n-word, adding to the naive behaviour of the Furafic Farker. Even though they claim to love dinosaurs and other animals, they only toxically stan the Jurassic Park franchise and not focus on paleontology and zoology, with all they care about being the stats of said animals. Their physical activity is also very low.
Furafic Farker by Average Robin Enjoyer October 29, 2023
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