fettuccine Alfredo
fettuccine Alfredo by Patoat August 10, 2016
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fettuccine alfredo
As originated by the Italians in the 17th century, fettuccine alfredo was originally known of as a simple pasta dish containing long stringy noodles and cheesy sauce.
It was not known until recent times that the special ingrediant that gave this delicacy its distinct taste was actually human semen inserted by the overworked servents of the Italian people. This tradition has continued throughout the ages, and strongly today.
It was not until the 20th century that this idea has been brought into the bedroom and under the sheets as a recreational sex act that has a little extra spice of its own. To perfrom this ridiculously arousing and scrumptious stunt one must boil noodles and alfredo sauce in pots until perfectly "al dente" next, the male must bring the boiling hot pot and however many desired bowls and eating utensils into the bedroom and dump the contents steaming hot water and all, into the females vaginal crevices or male/female anal cavity possibly causing 1st-3rd degree burns on the inside of the chosen arena. After this is complete, one must bring alfredo sauce and also insert that into the opening of choice. Next, one must perform sexual intercorse until the point of climax, then ejaculate all over the zesty creation containg noodles, vaginal fluid, alfredo sauce and more. once the ejaculation is complete and the penis is limp. open the vaginal/anal lips and dump the contents into the bowls, grab a fork and enojy!
It was not known until recent times that the special ingrediant that gave this delicacy its distinct taste was actually human semen inserted by the overworked servents of the Italian people. This tradition has continued throughout the ages, and strongly today.
It was not until the 20th century that this idea has been brought into the bedroom and under the sheets as a recreational sex act that has a little extra spice of its own. To perfrom this ridiculously arousing and scrumptious stunt one must boil noodles and alfredo sauce in pots until perfectly "al dente" next, the male must bring the boiling hot pot and however many desired bowls and eating utensils into the bedroom and dump the contents steaming hot water and all, into the females vaginal crevices or male/female anal cavity possibly causing 1st-3rd degree burns on the inside of the chosen arena. After this is complete, one must bring alfredo sauce and also insert that into the opening of choice. Next, one must perform sexual intercorse until the point of climax, then ejaculate all over the zesty creation containg noodles, vaginal fluid, alfredo sauce and more. once the ejaculation is complete and the penis is limp. open the vaginal/anal lips and dump the contents into the bowls, grab a fork and enojy!
The Olive Garden was closed last nite, so me and Enrique made some fettuccine alfredo of our own.
For our school's food festival I decided to show off my fettuccine alfredo for everyone to taste.
My grandma was in the hospital so I cooked her up some homemade fettuccine alfredo.
For our school's food festival I decided to show off my fettuccine alfredo for everyone to taste.
My grandma was in the hospital so I cooked her up some homemade fettuccine alfredo.
fettuccine alfredo by Kevjusray Jaborrteza August 24, 2007
Budget Fettuccine Alfredo
When you go to a grave yard when extremely hungry but have no money and dig up a grave and with a sledgehammer, slam the abdomen, and the contents that spew out the crouch region that look like Fettuccine Alfredo are feasted upon yourself and/or friends you brought along as a meal to satisfy your extreme hunger.
You: Bro I am so fucking hungry right now but I blew all my money on that blow.
Friend: That’s alright, let’s just go to the graveyard and get some budge Fettuccine Alfredo
You: Good idea, it’s been a long time since I’ve had some budget Fettuccine Alfredo.
Friend: That’s alright, let’s just go to the graveyard and get some budge Fettuccine Alfredo
You: Good idea, it’s been a long time since I’ve had some budget Fettuccine Alfredo.
Budget Fettuccine Alfredo by TriggerFuel April 21, 2019
scraping fettuccine alfredo
Another term for kissing, because fettuccine noodles are long and flat like tongues.
First used in Supergirl #19, when Supergirl and Wonder Girl were about to Kiss (we're not joking. seriously, look it up) and Ravager (who is apparently the lesbian equivalent of a cockblocker) interrupted them (with a rocket launcher) and said the bellow sentence.
First used in Supergirl #19, when Supergirl and Wonder Girl were about to Kiss (we're not joking. seriously, look it up) and Ravager (who is apparently the lesbian equivalent of a cockblocker) interrupted them (with a rocket launcher) and said the bellow sentence.
"Wonder-Girl AND Supergirl scraping fettuccine alfredo? Someone get a video camera... we'll get two billion hits on YouTube."
scraping fettuccine alfredo by Woodunt U. Lyketano July 14, 2014
Fresno fettuccine alfredo
so pretty much you take a fettuccine alfredo and dump it into a girls pussy and then u fuck her and nut in her pussy, then you eat the alfredo mix out from inside her. and if she keeps it hairy you wring out the excess into a cup and drink it.
Fresno fettuccine alfredo by TheBigOKeepsTheBall January 12, 2026
fettucini alfredo
fettucini alfredo by bebeswagga August 8, 2008
Fettuccini Alfretoe
“Bro, last night my girl and I tried fettuccini alfretoe for the first time.”
“No way! I’ve been trying to convince my wife to do that for weeks.”
“No way! I’ve been trying to convince my wife to do that for weeks.”
Fettuccini Alfretoe by in_a_camper213 August 19, 2019
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