Fedouche 

The fedora worn by an unattractive guy who plays the guitar to trick girls into thinking he is hotter than he actually is. They can usually be found on the heads of annoying guys playing covers of Disney or Jack Johnson songs on college campuses.

Girl one: That guy playing "Your Body Is a Wonderland" on the quad is totally hot.

Girl two: Not really. He's just wearing a fedouche.

Fedouche by ajt313 August 25, 2011

fedouche 

fe-douche (pronounced feh-doosh): A heterosexual white male who thinks he looks artsy and hip becuase he is wearing a fedora.

Check out that Fedouche over there playing guitar. Nice chuck taylors, fag!

fedouche by Bro King Scott September 7, 2010

femdouche 

Femdouche: a new hybrid female version of the classic male douchebag. Femdouches can be identified by scantily clothed gym selfies on twitter an Instagram, hash tagged with several things such as "#FitSpo" "#traininsane" "#Fitfam" etc. Femdouches thrive off Instagram likes and retweets.

femdouche Seltering fitness fit female douche douchebag Instagram gram likes likeforlike shedouche Jen selter abs Fitfam traininsane

femdouche by Lapinksi November 20, 2013

fidouche 

1. A romantic partner who has been unfaithful, shows little or no genuine remorse, and is likely to be unfaithful in the future.
2. Someone who has violated your trust and/or confidence in a horrible way.
3. The sound you make when your friend finally ends the relationship with the aforementioned fidouche.

1. How many times has he cheated on her? Two, three times? She needs to wash that fidouche out of her life.
2. I can't believe you slept with Sally when you knew I had a crush on her, you're such a fidouche.
3. Person 1:" so I was like, that's the last time you lie to me about your affairs, we're through". Person 2: "Fidouche!"

fidouche by Filtee January 8, 2012

fadouche 

when someone says or does somthing beyond being a douche bag but not quite a choch

guy falls down stairs: fadouche

fadouche by matt@ajs June 1, 2007

fidouche bag 

A 'fiduciary' or someone charged with the responsibility of handling money that really sucks at it!

You know that Ben Bernaknke turned out to be a real fidouche bag.

Secretary of the Treasury Tim Giethner is a real fidouche bag and his days are numbered.

Did you get the bank loan?
Nah, the loan officer turned out to be such a fidouche bag

fidouche bag by day trader 55 January 27, 2010

Fedouchiary 

the practice of misleading clients on financial imperatives

You see Micheal Swanswon on C-SPAN. That guy is a marvel of Fedouchiary practice.

Fedouchiary by Goldendouche April 27, 2010