fassouche

cross between the words fucking asshole and douche. used to describe someone who is a a douche bag as well as a fucking asshole

hey that guy just stole my car, what a fassouche!

by isabelle ashley April 27, 2010

fagtouche

One who is simultaneously a fag, tool, and douche. That is, a loathsome poser who either tries too hard to be liked and fit in, all the while oblivious to the fact that everyone else finds him insufferable; or who thinks that he is in charge, again unaware that no one respects him. The fagtouche's cringeworthy words and deeds make him the laughingstock among his peers.

"My boss is such a fagtouche; he pulled that nonsensical policy straight out of his ass."


"Randy and Paul got in another pissing contest yesterday over who's more in charge, and then afterward Randy came to us bitching about what a cock Paul is."
"God, what a pair of fagtiche."


"Yo wassup dudes, can I hang witchoo?"
"Fuck off and die, fagtouche."


"Did you hear about that guy who broke his ankles rollerblading?"
"Rollerblading is fagtouchey enough... the ankles are just icing on the cake."

by p. orlofsky December 22, 2008

festouche

1) A bad or undesirable situation.
2) The grouping of hairs forming a small moustache on the upper lip of some women.

1) Since everyone has ignored the problem, it has only gotten worse - this is a major festouche!
2) I told her to wax her lip, but since she didn't listen she now has a thick festouche.

by Hardball May 2, 2006

fadouche

when someone says or does somthing beyond being a douche bag but not quite a choch

guy falls down stairs: fadouche

by matt@ajs June 1, 2007

Fabouche

A fabulous douchebag or something fabulously douche-like.

He's such a fabulous douchebag.
He's fabouche!

by wintermutate September 7, 2013

fagouche

A mixture of a faggot and a douche (douche bag).

1: Holy shit! What the hell is Amy doing?
2: I have no idea, she's such a fagouche!

by Steffan Platt July 18, 2010

Fadouchery

The act of being a fucking douche or agreeing with a fucking douche in-turn committing an act of fadouchery.

1. The most unforgivable act on this earth.

Man 1: Yo, John just fucking cock blocked the shit out of me.

Man 2: Hey, I think it was funny.

Man 1: Yo, you fucking agree with him. Fucking prime example of fadouchery right here.

by Doc. Dre April 11, 2012