fagtouche

One who is simultaneously a fag, tool, and douche. That is, a loathsome poser who either tries too hard to be liked and fit in, all the while oblivious to the fact that everyone else finds him insufferable; or who thinks that he is in charge, again unaware that no one respects him. The fagtouche's cringeworthy words and deeds make him the laughingstock among his peers.

"My boss is such a fagtouche; he pulled that nonsensical policy straight out of his ass."


"Randy and Paul got in another pissing contest yesterday over who's more in charge, and then afterward Randy came to us bitching about what a cock Paul is."
"God, what a pair of fagtiche."


"Yo wassup dudes, can I hang witchoo?"
"Fuck off and die, fagtouche."


"Did you hear about that guy who broke his ankles rollerblading?"
"Rollerblading is fagtouchey enough... the ankles are just icing on the cake."

by p. orlofsky December 22, 2008

festouche

1) A bad or undesirable situation.
2) The grouping of hairs forming a small moustache on the upper lip of some women.

1) Since everyone has ignored the problem, it has only gotten worse - this is a major festouche!
2) I told her to wax her lip, but since she didn't listen she now has a thick festouche.

by Hardball May 2, 2006

fagadouche

The combination of the two words fag and douche. Basically, when the words fag and douche are just not enough. It can be used in any context, however mainly used as a noun.

This fagadouche came up to my girl last night and starting hitting on her, so I had to beat his fagadouche ass.

by Frank V. (Smokey) August 28, 2006

fadouche

when someone says or does somthing beyond being a douche bag but not quite a choch

guy falls down stairs: fadouche

by matt@ajs June 1, 2007

Fagadouche

1.) Someone who is both a faggot and a douchebag.

2.) The equivalent of "up, up, and away!"

1) Shutup you fucking fagadouche.

2) The old man yelled, "FAGADOUCHE!" And took off into the air.

by Purple Thunder May 20, 2009

Fabouche

A fabulous douchebag or something fabulously douche-like.

He's such a fabulous douchebag.
He's fabouche!

by wintermutate September 7, 2013

Fagldouche

A mix between a faggot and a douchebag. Typical used when an individual is presumed gay and or is the equivalent to a talking, sopping, sack of decroding shit. Without a doubt one of the most offensive words in the English language often used to provoke fights and or utterly disigrate ones ego.

Steve: What the FUCK chad, you broke my LEGO Death Star

Chad: Chill out bro, I accidentally kicked it over when I was clapping your sisters cheeks
Steve: WHAT THE FUCK BRO SHES ONLY TWELVE
Chad: whatever bro if it’s on the clock it can catch this cock
Steve: I’m going to fucking kill you, you fagldouche!
Chad: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME

by GoofyGoose62 May 20, 2018