fantouche 

A hot piece of available woman. Similiar to Fanjita

John "I'm going to that leaving do tomorrow, you?"
Stu "Is there going to be any fantouche there?"
John "Aye"

fantouche by Lemuel February 7, 2008

fondouche 

cheesy, dirty, stinky, rotten poontang that a wife makes her unemployed, lazy, slack-ass husband lick clean

Wife: I'm home from work, you know what that means!!

Husband: Please No!

Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!

Husband: Please God save me!!!

fondouche by The Bucktooth Robot August 6, 2009

fagtouche 

One who is simultaneously a fag, tool, and douche. That is, a loathsome poser who either tries too hard to be liked and fit in, all the while oblivious to the fact that everyone else finds him insufferable; or who thinks that he is in charge, again unaware that no one respects him. The fagtouche's cringeworthy words and deeds make him the laughingstock among his peers.

"My boss is such a fagtouche; he pulled that nonsensical policy straight out of his ass."


"Randy and Paul got in another pissing contest yesterday over who's more in charge, and then afterward Randy came to us bitching about what a cock Paul is."
"God, what a pair of fagtiche."


"Yo wassup dudes, can I hang witchoo?"
"Fuck off and die, fagtouche."


"Did you hear about that guy who broke his ankles rollerblading?"
"Rollerblading is fagtouchey enough... the ankles are just icing on the cake."

fagtouche by p. orlofsky December 22, 2008

Nantoucher

That mate we all have with no obvious boundaries and seriously dubious morals, combined with crippling sexual frustration

‘I hope Jack isn’t coming to the party, he shags his mates exes and sells drugs to kids.....also, I’m not one to gossip, but I heard he stuck his mums dildo up his arse.’

‘Ugh! He’s Such a nantoucher’

Nantoucher by FCNK September 7, 2020

festouche 

1) A bad or undesirable situation.
2) The grouping of hairs forming a small moustache on the upper lip of some women.

1) Since everyone has ignored the problem, it has only gotten worse - this is a major festouche!
2) I told her to wax her lip, but since she didn't listen she now has a thick festouche.

festouche by Hardball May 2, 2006

fadouche 

when someone says or does somthing beyond being a douche bag but not quite a choch

guy falls down stairs: fadouche

fadouche by matt@ajs June 1, 2007

Fabouche 

A fabulous douchebag or something fabulously douche-like.

He's such a fabulous douchebag.
He's fabouche!

Fabouche by wintermutate September 7, 2013