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femdouche 

Femdouche: a new hybrid female version of the classic male douchebag. Femdouches can be identified by scantily clothed gym selfies on twitter an Instagram, hash tagged with several things such as "#FitSpo" "#traininsane" "#Fitfam" etc. Femdouches thrive off Instagram likes and retweets.
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femdouche by Lapinksi November 20, 2013
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Fedouche 

The fedora worn by an unattractive guy who plays the guitar to trick girls into thinking he is hotter than he actually is. They can usually be found on the heads of annoying guys playing covers of Disney or Jack Johnson songs on college campuses.
Girl one: That guy playing "Your Body Is a Wonderland" on the quad is totally hot.

Girl two: Not really. He's just wearing a fedouche.
Fedouche by ajt313 August 25, 2011

fedouche 

fe-douche (pronounced feh-doosh): A heterosexual white male who thinks he looks artsy and hip becuase he is wearing a fedora.
Check out that Fedouche over there playing guitar. Nice chuck taylors, fag!
fedouche by Bro King Scott September 7, 2010

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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