Femdouche: a new hybrid female version of the classic male douchebag. Femdouches can be identified by scantily clothed gym selfies on twitter an Instagram, hash tagged with several things such as "#FitSpo" "#traininsane" "#Fitfam" etc. Femdouches thrive off Instagram likes and retweets.
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by Lapinksi November 20, 2013
Get the femdouche mug.The fedora worn by an unattractive guy who plays the guitar to trick girls into thinking he is hotter than he actually is. They can usually be found on the heads of annoying guys playing covers of Disney or Jack Johnson songs on college campuses.
Girl one: That guy playing "Your Body Is a Wonderland" on the quad is totally hot.
Girl two: Not really. He's just wearing a fedouche.
Girl two: Not really. He's just wearing a fedouche.
by ajt313 August 25, 2011
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cheesy, dirty, stinky, rotten poontang that a wife makes her unemployed, lazy, slack-ass husband lick clean
Wife: I'm home from work, you know what that means!!
Husband: Please No!
Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!
Husband: Please God save me!!!
Husband: Please No!
Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!
Husband: Please God save me!!!
by The Bucktooth Robot August 6, 2009
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Get the fradouche mug.A man of short stature, usually with very hairy feet, who enjoys live-action roleplay, cosplay, and insulting you on your limited knowledge of fantasy literature. Anyone who can be considered a douche for their delusions of superiority over others, despite the fact they themselves have an obvious lack of a grip on reality.
"Hey man, Sam and Frodo aren't gay lovers, they're just Hobbits! Besides, you wouldn't understand the deep meaningful interconnectedness that one feels with a fellow traveller; walking into the..."
"Stop! Dude, seriously, don't be such a Frodouche Baggins."
"Stop! Dude, seriously, don't be such a Frodouche Baggins."
by mrsaturn7 September 29, 2009
Get the Frodouche Baggins mug.1. A romantic partner who has been unfaithful, shows little or no genuine remorse, and is likely to be unfaithful in the future.
2. Someone who has violated your trust and/or confidence in a horrible way.
3. The sound you make when your friend finally ends the relationship with the aforementioned fidouche.
2. Someone who has violated your trust and/or confidence in a horrible way.
3. The sound you make when your friend finally ends the relationship with the aforementioned fidouche.
1. How many times has he cheated on her? Two, three times? She needs to wash that fidouche out of her life.
2. I can't believe you slept with Sally when you knew I had a crush on her, you're such a fidouche.
3. Person 1:" so I was like, that's the last time you lie to me about your affairs, we're through". Person 2: "Fidouche!"
2. I can't believe you slept with Sally when you knew I had a crush on her, you're such a fidouche.
3. Person 1:" so I was like, that's the last time you lie to me about your affairs, we're through". Person 2: "Fidouche!"
by Filtee January 8, 2012
Get the fidouche mug.1) A bad or undesirable situation.
2) The grouping of hairs forming a small moustache on the upper lip of some women.
2) The grouping of hairs forming a small moustache on the upper lip of some women.
1) Since everyone has ignored the problem, it has only gotten worse - this is a major festouche!
2) I told her to wax her lip, but since she didn't listen she now has a thick festouche.
2) I told her to wax her lip, but since she didn't listen she now has a thick festouche.
by Hardball May 2, 2006
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