Fatouche 

The vagina

"I got that bird home and I was going to bang her but she had a really stinky fatouche"

Fatouche by L Rathen December 9, 2008

fagtouche 

One who is simultaneously a fag, tool, and douche. That is, a loathsome poser who either tries too hard to be liked and fit in, all the while oblivious to the fact that everyone else finds him insufferable; or who thinks that he is in charge, again unaware that no one respects him. The fagtouche's cringeworthy words and deeds make him the laughingstock among his peers.

"My boss is such a fagtouche; he pulled that nonsensical policy straight out of his ass."


"Randy and Paul got in another pissing contest yesterday over who's more in charge, and then afterward Randy came to us bitching about what a cock Paul is."
"God, what a pair of fagtiche."


"Yo wassup dudes, can I hang witchoo?"
"Fuck off and die, fagtouche."


"Did you hear about that guy who broke his ankles rollerblading?"
"Rollerblading is fagtouchey enough... the ankles are just icing on the cake."

fagtouche by p. orlofsky December 22, 2008

fadouche 

when someone says or does somthing beyond being a douche bag but not quite a choch

guy falls down stairs: fadouche

fadouche by matt@ajs June 1, 2007

Fabouche 

A fabulous douchebag or something fabulously douche-like.

He's such a fabulous douchebag.
He's fabouche!

Fabouche by wintermutate September 7, 2013

fagouche 

A mixture of a faggot and a douche (douche bag).

1: Holy shit! What the hell is Amy doing?
2: I have no idea, she's such a fagouche!

fagouche by Steffan Platt July 18, 2010

Fadouchery 

The act of being a fucking douche or agreeing with a fucking douche in-turn committing an act of fadouchery.

1. The most unforgivable act on this earth.

Man 1: Yo, John just fucking cock blocked the shit out of me.

Man 2: Hey, I think it was funny.

Man 1: Yo, you fucking agree with him. Fucking prime example of fadouchery right here.

Fadouchery by Doc. Dre April 11, 2012

fantouche 

A hot piece of available woman. Similiar to Fanjita

John "I'm going to that leaving do tomorrow, you?"
Stu "Is there going to be any fantouche there?"
John "Aye"

fantouche by Lemuel February 7, 2008