festibobs

Festibobs are like your holibobs but at a festival where you come home feeling worse than before you went.

Q.Shape on you, where've you been? A. On my festibobs, need some holibobs now.

festibobs by Matt Horton, Helen Moon, Paul Eaton, Pete James & Vicki Reeves September 21, 2007

festihoes 

women who go to festivals. They’re either on some losers table whos feeding them cocaine or in a crowd of sweaty peasants because theyre a sweaty peasant. Endless instagram stories screaming and having "fun" to prove to the world theyre worthless.

- Andrew Tate

- good god! her instagram is full of screaming and yelling from the festival she went to

- oh yeah she one of them ‘festihoes’

festihoes by trilliondollaralligator April 29, 2023

festivous 

A misspelling of Festivus

festivous is not Festivus

festivous by holloway December 21, 2006

festivous 

A ficticious holiday created by writers of the TV show Seinfeld. It was created by George's father, Frank Costanza. The holiday is suppose to be an alternative to Christmas, Hanukka and other more widely celebrated holidays. With this in mind the catch phrase "A Festivous for the rest of us!" was created. Festivous is celebrated symbolically with a plain steel pole called the Festivous Pole and games such as the Feats of Strength are played. Traditionally the Festivous celebration is not over until George pins his father in a Feats of Strength wrestling match.

A Festivous for the rest of us!

festivous by dobodob December 12, 2005

festibros 

A group of hipster males who ride bikes to every music festival, get drunk, and pick up girls.

Girl 1: Wasn't that guy with the sick sleeve at pitchfork?
Girl 2: I've totally seen him and his boys at wicker park fest and lollapalooza, too.
Girl 1: Total festibros.

hipster day drunk shag

festibros by tezbuh June 8, 2009

Festibox

Adjective: to describe unwashed, smelly, infected or otherwise unpleasant female genitalia. Comes from the contraction of the words 'Festival/Infested' and 'Box' to describe female genitalia.

See also blue waffle. (Note VNSFW)

'Word up Tarquin, I just got back from Coldplay at Glasto'!
I saw Hattie up the front looking well peng, I'd love to tap that snatch'

'But Terrence, I hear she never washes that thing. Must be a proper festibox down there in the jungle blud.'

Festibox by Contiikikiki October 8, 2011

Festibues 

If you don't know what they are, look in your pants for a spoon shaped object. If you haven't got one, you are one of two things:

a) An undeveloped fetus
b) A girl

See also penis

"I hear Whatboy has a huge festibues"

Festibues by Whatboy February 12, 2006