festibobs
Festibobs are like your holibobs but at a festival where you come home feeling worse than before you went.
festibobs by Matt Horton, Helen Moon, Paul Eaton, Pete James & Vicki Reeves September 21, 2007
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festihoes
women who go to festivals. They’re either on some losers table whos feeding them cocaine or in a crowd of sweaty peasants because theyre a sweaty peasant. Endless instagram stories screaming and having "fun" to prove to the world theyre worthless.
- Andrew Tate
- Andrew Tate
- good god! her instagram is full of screaming and yelling from the festival she went to
- oh yeah she one of them ‘festihoes’
- oh yeah she one of them ‘festihoes’
festihoes by trilliondollaralligator April 29, 2023
festivous
A misspelling of Festivus
festivous
A ficticious holiday created by writers of the TV show Seinfeld. It was created by George's father, Frank Costanza. The holiday is suppose to be an alternative to Christmas, Hanukka and other more widely celebrated holidays. With this in mind the catch phrase "A Festivous for the rest of us!" was created. Festivous is celebrated symbolically with a plain steel pole called the Festivous Pole and games such as the Feats of Strength are played. Traditionally the Festivous celebration is not over until George pins his father in a Feats of Strength wrestling match.
Festibox
Adjective: to describe unwashed, smelly, infected or otherwise unpleasant female genitalia. Comes from the contraction of the words 'Festival/Infested' and 'Box' to describe female genitalia.
See also blue waffle. (Note VNSFW)
See also blue waffle. (Note VNSFW)
'Word up Tarquin, I just got back from Coldplay at Glasto'!
I saw Hattie up the front looking well peng, I'd love to tap that snatch'
'But Terrence, I hear she never washes that thing. Must be a proper festibox down there in the jungle blud.'
I saw Hattie up the front looking well peng, I'd love to tap that snatch'
'But Terrence, I hear she never washes that thing. Must be a proper festibox down there in the jungle blud.'
Festibox by Contiikikiki October 8, 2011
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