women who go to festivals. They’re either on some losers table whos feeding them cocaine or in a crowd of sweaty peasants because theyre a sweaty peasant. Endless instagram stories screaming and having "fun" to prove to the world theyre worthless.
- Andrew Tate
- Andrew Tate
- good god! her instagram is full of screaming and yelling from the festival she went to
- oh yeah she one of them ‘festihoes’
- oh yeah she one of them ‘festihoes’
by trilliondollaralligator April 29, 2023
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Festibobs are like your holibobs but at a festival where you come home feeling worse than before you went.
by Matt Horton, Helen Moon, Paul Eaton, Pete James & Vicki Reeves September 21, 2007
Get the festibobs mug.The act in which a male / or transvestite (whatever u prefer), will paint their balls, one red one green, and their cock stripy as a candy cane, in the joy a spirit of celebrating the festive christmas season.....or any other time,, you then have FESTICLES
Josh - Dude ur festicles are hanging out!!!
Al - Oh i know
Josh - Man u sure do love christmas
Al - That i do my friend..that i do
Josh - U know what (whips out festicles), so do I
Al - Sweet, Lets strut with pride
(continues to walk down the road)
Al - Oh i know
Josh - Man u sure do love christmas
Al - That i do my friend..that i do
Josh - U know what (whips out festicles), so do I
Al - Sweet, Lets strut with pride
(continues to walk down the road)
by Josh.T May 13, 2008
Get the Festicles mug.A ficticious holiday created by writers of the TV show Seinfeld. It was created by George's father, Frank Costanza. The holiday is suppose to be an alternative to Christmas, Hanukka and other more widely celebrated holidays. With this in mind the catch phrase "A Festivous for the rest of us!" was created. Festivous is celebrated symbolically with a plain steel pole called the Festivous Pole and games such as the Feats of Strength are played. Traditionally the Festivous celebration is not over until George pins his father in a Feats of Strength wrestling match.
A Festivous for the rest of us!
by dobodob December 12, 2005
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Dude, I need a shower...my festicles are raging.
Did you catch Buckethead late night? My festicles were rockin'!!!
Did you catch Buckethead late night? My festicles were rockin'!!!
by Complex Moo Snuggle August 2, 2008
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