festibros 

A group of hipster males who ride bikes to every music festival, get drunk, and pick up girls.

Girl 1: Wasn't that guy with the sick sleeve at pitchfork?
Girl 2: I've totally seen him and his boys at wicker park fest and lollapalooza, too.
Girl 1: Total festibros.

hipster day drunk shag

festibros by tezbuh June 8, 2009

festingos 

n. Stop n Shop brand tortilla chips.

looking for the authentic tase of real mexican resaurant quality tortilla chips? festingos tortilla chips combine classic south of the border corn crunch with delicious salsa dippability for a genuinely tasty snacking experience.

festingos by betty ford May 20, 2005

festibobs

Festibobs are like your holibobs but at a festival where you come home feeling worse than before you went.

Q.Shape on you, where've you been? A. On my festibobs, need some holibobs now.

festibobs by Matt Horton, Helen Moon, Paul Eaton, Pete James & Vicki Reeves September 21, 2007

Festibox

Adjective: to describe unwashed, smelly, infected or otherwise unpleasant female genitalia. Comes from the contraction of the words 'Festival/Infested' and 'Box' to describe female genitalia.

See also blue waffle. (Note VNSFW)

'Word up Tarquin, I just got back from Coldplay at Glasto'!
I saw Hattie up the front looking well peng, I'd love to tap that snatch'

'But Terrence, I hear she never washes that thing. Must be a proper festibox down there in the jungle blud.'

Festibox by Contiikikiki October 8, 2011

Festibues 

If you don't know what they are, look in your pants for a spoon shaped object. If you haven't got one, you are one of two things:

a) An undeveloped fetus
b) A girl

See also penis

"I hear Whatboy has a huge festibues"

Festibues by Whatboy February 12, 2006

Testibros

Your hanging homies that continously generate sperm to keep your fertility alive.

I owe my two beautiful children to my testibros. Thank you, testibros!

Testibros by The Dolphin Lad August 3, 2020