19 definitions by holloway

Mushroom Hubs

Named "mushroom hubs" for the way they mysteriously seem to sprout under desks near people's feet. No one can explain how or why it got there, but serious things start breaking if you touch it.

Herbert always has the gadgets, he's even set up his own mushroom hubs

by holloway October 29, 2007

Pill Pedler

New Zealand slang for a pharmacist.

You're a good pill pedler

by holloway July 6, 2010

punched

wasted or drunk enough to be stupid shit

She is so punched right now, she just got with that guy over there.

by holloway August 10, 2017

Marble Orchard

An early 19th century term for a graveyard.

We done crashed in this here marble orchard.

by holloway April 1, 2006

festivous

A misspelling of Festivus

festivous is not Festivus

by holloway December 19, 2006

horiztigo

A play on vertigo except that someone experiences problems such as dizziness, spinning movements, nausea and vomiting all while being horizontal. This is typically due to drunkenness or some other influence.

I suffer horiztigo and I keep falling over.

by holloway January 25, 2009

Coasting

When on 'The Pill' a girl gets a pill sheet marked with days of the month. For most of the month the pills they take have an effect, but for a few days every month there's apparently no need for them to take any additional pills. To keep it simple however the pill sheets contain pregancy-friendly sugar pills to keep the girls in the habit of taking a pill every morning. When a girl is taking these sugar pills, she is coasting on the previous weeks dosage.

"I haven't been taking my pill for the last few days"
"WHAT?!"
"I don't need to, it's the sugar pill, I got back so the others next week"
"So you've been coasting?"

by holloway January 3, 2004