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Geezer Teaser

An insult for a bad movie employing former A-list (now Z-list) celebrities, especially old male action heros, to spend only a few days acting in a movie so that it can be promoted with a known star. The movie has cheap production and very bad quality.

It's unclear whether the term refers to the the audience for such a movie (old people tricked into paying for a bad movie by a former star who only their age group would recognise), or the elderly actor cashing in on their reputation for very little effort.

The insult implies that the movie's production is a passionless cash grab, tricking an audience into paying for a movie with known actors but with minimal effort elsewhere. Such movies may have a cliché story, bad acting, bad cinematography, bad special effects, and so on, because the production was churning out movies.
Steven Seagal is in so many Geezer Teasers these days

You can skip 'Contract to Kill' it's a Seagal Geezer Teaser

I'd watch that Geezer Teaser
by holloway March 8, 2022
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punched

wasted or drunk enough to be stupid shit
She is so punched right now, she just got with that guy over there.
by Holloway August 10, 2017
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Chompers

Teeth. They chomp food so they're called chompers.
"Nice chompers Bronwyn"

"He has false teeth, his chompers fell out"
by holloway April 10, 2013
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Self Pollution

An archaic medical term for Masturbation that was used in the 1800s, 1700s, and probably earlier.
There are various names given to the unnatural and degrading vice of producing venereal excitement by the hand and Self Pollution is but one.
by holloway May 9, 2011
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Prawncaster

Mate he's not into Sheilas, that bloke is a real prawncaster
by holloway October 25, 2010
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Pill Pedler

by holloway July 7, 2010
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First and Last

The first and last rent payments that are a barrier to housing for poor people.
He couldn't even make first and last
by holloway October 13, 2009
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