Definitions by Contiikikiki

Spleggie 

Highland Scottish slang for Marijuana or Weed.

I’m looking for the ‘Spleggie’ it think I left It doon between the kitchen drawer.

Spleggie by Contiikikiki February 6, 2019

Festibox

Adjective: to describe unwashed, smelly, infected or otherwise unpleasant female genitalia. Comes from the contraction of the words 'Festival/Infested' and 'Box' to describe female genitalia.

See also blue waffle. (Note VNSFW)

'Word up Tarquin, I just got back from Coldplay at Glasto'!
I saw Hattie up the front looking well peng, I'd love to tap that snatch'

'But Terrence, I hear she never washes that thing. Must be a proper festibox down there in the jungle blud.'

Festibox by Contiikikiki October 8, 2011