n. - A person who is unusually adept at and interested in getting other people fellatio i.e. (blowjobs, head, etc.)
Guy 1: Yo bro, why are you always bringing up blowjobs around my roommate?
Guy 2: I'm just tryin' to get the idea in her head bro. I want to get you a blowjob. I'm a felanthropist.
Guy 1: Yeah, a "self-proclaimed" felanthropist....
v. to arive at a location with a friend and leave them to find their own way home. Or, "to be feranted" would be to arrive with a friend, said friend leaves, and being stuck to find your own ride home.
1) Yeah I'll be there, But I'll have to ferante Adam so I can go meet up with Kelly.
2) Hey man, Paul totally feranted me at Jim's, can I get a ride? I'll ride gay seat if I have too.
3) Dude, you feranted Brett at Jer's? You know no one will take him home.