fermentia

gradual decrease in the ability to remember things that you do or say after drinking beer

I am often reminded of my fermentia the next time I see my beer drinking buddies

fermentia by Brewmaster Jerry October 30, 2015

Femmentation

Like when a woman says "it's fine"

The festering of frustrating feelings in a woman is known as femmentation.

Eg. The frustrating feeling a woman experiences when her man says something she believes is mad ridiculous and her emotions fester and ferment into something that may eventually become potentially disastrous.

Femmentation by pineapple$ with pi$$a November 3, 2018

Falmentia

The condition of severe and sustained memory loss and the inability to create new memories after long term and sustained MDMA use.

He doesn’t even remember what I said yesterday anymore - it’s definitely a case of Falmentia

Falmentia by obiter1986 July 12, 2019

Fermented Freddy 

Fermented Freddy (noun) is a speciality beverage that is commonly consumed after a Bukkake session or during special events that call for an especially flavourful beverage.

The process in which the Fermented Freddy is made is simple, yet very satisfying.

1. Begin by firstly performing anal sex with a significant other, or volunteer; keep in my that the duration of the sex has a direct correlation with the flavour and robustness of the final product.

2. The male ejaculates fully within the female (or male) partner.
3. The male takes a wine bottle cork (warning: the material of the cork will affect the flavour) and places it within the females (or males) anus, thus beginning the "fermenting" process.
4. Age the product a minimum of 24 hours until the "Freddy" is "fermented" to perfection.

5. Uncork and Enjoy!

Matt: "Hey its Fourth of July Weekend we should get some nice beers!"

Jordan: "Yeah, but we had beers last night..."

Morgan: "Hey I know you guys, lets make some fermented Freddy!"

(Warning: Over fermentation may cause severe stomach cramps and/or death)

Fermented Freddy by DPI001 July 5, 2011

Ferentari 

This is a district from Bucharest where half or more of the population are "romi" and the other part romanians. In some places it is beautiful but in other dirty places it is "the third world".

Hey Ann, there is Ferentari. We can't go there!

Ferentari by ArkDilophosaur December 3, 2018

Fermented Love 

Under the influence of alcohol, thinking you're in love (really, lust) with someone, when really you are just drunk. The person usually seems prettier in fermented love than in reality. Also, the person seems better.

you: yeah i met this mega hottie last night.
me: was it fermented love?
you: nah dude! i wasn't drinking!

Fermented Love by Atticusx July 16, 2009

Fermenting 

Someone who sits on a couch for far too long is fermenting, and should generally be beaten to a pulp and stuffed into a bottle with brewers yeast for two weeks. This creates an incredibly potent and mind numbing alcohol... Goes great with twice baked potatoes.

dude, Wesley, you just watched an entire effing season of LOST in one sitting...you're fermenting!

Fermenting by ChristinaWHILES July 28, 2010