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Feastan is a big dude. He will Feastan your Feastan and Feastan everything in sight. Stay away from him or he will eat you. There is also many stories about him.

The most interesting one is where he won a straight line 100 metre race without moving by simply already existing a piece of himself at the finish line. There is also rumors where an entire country was lost from going too close to his gravitational pull.

The main message to take, is if you see Feastan, do not try to bodyknock him. You will see space without a rocket or space helmet.
Person 1: Did you see Feastan over there?

Person 2: Of course I did Joe
Feastan by YaDynoboy March 10, 2020
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Festa means festival in Italy and other Mediterranean countries. But you can get that from google, so heres an urban dictionary definition:
Festa is annual celebration by the Korean group BTS, held to celebrate their anniversary. For a week and a half leading up to the anniversary of their debut, 13th June, they release more music, interviews, photo collections, special videos and more. When Festa starts, BTS fandom create a BTS week wherein they appreciate each of the 7 members for each day of the week, in fanchant order of course.
Army 1: Hey, have you heard the Spring Day remix they released for the Festa opening ceremony?
Army 2: Sis have I heard it?? That shit SLAPS, I downloaded souncloud just to put it on repeat.
Festa by Tupac Shakur’s Son June 12, 2018
Feortan is an old English word that fart was derived from. Means "to break wind".
Old chap, I must feortan.
Feortan by G45T4NK April 30, 2011
Fostality is a Minecraft: Pocket Edition player that mains the HCF/PvP type community. Fostality is known for sending very large DDoS attacks to his opponents and the servers he plays. He has quit the community and has moved on to "Discord Packing" with his online persona as "Moxa".
TrikLovesYou: Stop DDoSing me fost
Fostality: stfu dumb ass nigga
Fostality by 2Steppin November 29, 2020

Femstat Cat 

Another way to call someone a pussy; a person who is scared or just lame
Hee: Go rizz up that goth girl
Ho: No
Hee: fucking femstat cat
Femstat Cat by Skeletonmask September 3, 2023

Felix Festa 

Worst place ever. This is where people get a better understanding of who they are. But it still sucks. If your not popular you get treated like trash.
Thank GOD I'm out of that shit hole, Felix Festa.
Felix Festa by Joanna Berklog June 30, 2009