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Fellatitious 

Something, usually an argument, of such poor quality that it eats dick.
Mike - "So how come you don't like 'Thriller' It's arguably one of the best albums of all time"
Bob - "Idk man I just don't"
Mike - "That sounds a little fellatitious to me"
Fellatitious by iivsvm March 19, 2019

Autoerotic fellatiation 

The act of performing oral sex on ones own phallic member to the point of choking and passing out.
John rushed home from yoga class to go blow himself as per usual, his roommate was home early so John hid in linen closet and feverishly began to take himself to his own base. Pounding his pallet with the cold robotic force of an off balanced washing machine caused the sowing machine to fall off the shelf and on top of John in the middle of fucking his own brains out. The autopsy determined it quite easily to be death by autoerotic fellatiation due to post mortem positioning. Balls to brows, John died choking on his dick.

Cross-fallatiation 

A mutually beneficial deal or contract in which both parties assist the other for a common goal.
I will advertise your restaurant if you let me eat there for free. Commence the cross-fallatiation
Cross-fallatiation by Dickweed6968 December 8, 2010

Fellatiation 

A form of initiation in which fellatio is a requirement. (note: this was made to keep those annoying fucking seventh grade whores from getting to the back of the bus when they became ninth graders.)
They must go through fellatiation before they can obtain the coveted back seats on the bus.

Fellatastiocination 

The most deliciously fantastic fellatio arrived at by an organized process of logical reasoning.
For the staid, upright and perhaps German man, fellatastiocination was the apex of sexual congress.

Kurt Godel not only conceived of, but implemented fellatastiocination on his fella.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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