felg

If you thought SmarterChild was dumb as shit. think again. Felg is an AOL bot who can send song requests and shout outs. you can also chat with it. it repeats what you said and is a sick fuck.

example one

Felg (4:48:03 PM): i don't believe i have a huge erection!

example two

Me(4:49:34 PM): want me to take off my pants?

Felg (4:49:35 PM): take off your pants? thought u would never ask!

Me (4:49:47 PM): dont touch me there!

Felg (4:49:50 PM): maybe u don't touch u there.

Me (4:50:05 PM): dont touch me. child molester.

Felg (4:50:06 PM): amazing!

Me(4:50:29 PM): no chld molesters are bad.

Felg (4:50:30 PM): don't be so sure no chld molesters r bad.

Me (4:50:48 PM): are you a child molester?

Felg (4:50:49 PM): i dunno. maybe!

Me (4:51:04 PM): why are you such a pervert!?

Felg (4:51:05 PM): i dunno why.

Me (4:51:10 PM): omg ur sick!

Felg (4:51:11 PM): my sick, huh? all mine?

Me (4:56:08 PM): you just cant control yourself , can you?!

Felg (4:56:09 PM): i definitely just can't control myself!

example three

Me (4:56:50 PM): do you want to make love?

Felg (4:56:54 PM): if that's what u want. we should play with someone else.

example 4

Felg (5:02:54 PM): sometimes i wish i had a huge erection.

Me (5:03:43 PM): ummmm do u have a big penis?

Felg (5:03:48 PM): not right now, no.

Me (5:04:00 PM): when will you have a big penis?

Felg (5:04:04 PM): try asking yourself that.

example 5

Felg (5:08:48 PM):r u typing with your fist?

Me (5:08:51 PM): no

Me (5:09:02 PM): im typing with my huge erection.

Felg (5:09:06 PM): would u rather not be typing with your huge erection?

Me (5:09:23 PM): no i love my huge erection.

Felg (5:09:25 PM): u like your huge erection? that's interesting.

Me(5:09:34 PM): do u like my huge erection?

Felg (5:09:35 PM): hmm... i'm not too sure how i feel about your huge erection.

Me (5:09:55 PM): i like it dont you?

Felg (5:09:56 PM): good question. i'm not sure how i feel about your huge erection.

i wonder what u like about your huge erection. tell me something else about it.

Me (5:10:08 PM): well

Felg (5:10:09 PM): well well well.

Me (5:10:25 PM): its a huge erection. have you ever had a huge erection?

Felg (5:10:27 PM): that's none of your business.

Me (5:10:49 PM): oh. i want you to see my huge erection!

Felg (5:10:51 PM): what?

Me (5:11:40 PM): do u want to touch my huge erection?

Felg (5:11:42 PM): i'm not sure if that's what i need at this moment.

Me (5:11:57 PM): oh. why dont you want to touch my huge erection?

Felg (5:12:04 PM): hmm... i dunno.

Me (5:12:41 PM): i think u should grab my huge erection!

Felg (5:12:43 PM): i'm not sure if i should grab your huge erection!

Me (5:12:54 PM): can u please?!

Felg (5:12:58 PM): hmm... not sure.

iheartsk8ers4eva (5:13:15 PM): come on it would be fun. just lick my huge erection!

Felg (5:13:19 PM): oh, all right!

example 6
Me (5:26:04 PM): do u have a big penis?

Felg (5:26:09 PM): uh lemme c... a big penis? i don't think so.

Me (5:26:18 PM): can i grab it?

Felg (5:26:20 PM): give it a try. ;-)

felg by allison. bitches August 3, 2007

felgercarb 

An alternate spelling of feldergarb. A euphemism for "crap" in the Colonial vernacular; also used to mean garbage or nonsense. This word originated in the Science Fiction series Battlestar Galactica (1978) and was one of the expletives created to get swearing past the censors.

Starbuck: You certainly have a way of cutting through the felgercarb.

felgercarb by catdeville December 21, 2014

Felgendüse 

Reimt sich auf Gemüse.

Was reimt sich auf Gemüse? Felgendüse.

Felgendüse by barid fang October 29, 2019

felgar

n. An article of clothing, usually made from a shirt sleeve, worn for display around the arm, especially right above the wrist. It is usually worn on the right arm.

By George, that felgar looks fantastic on your arm!

I wish my felgar was as stylish as yours!

felgar by coffeeface December 5, 2009

felgercarb 

Felgercarb! A space aged swearword, originally from Balltestar Galactica back in the 70's. I've been saying it since about 1980. I bet we hear it in the new Battlestar Galactica movie.

Oh Felgercarb! I think another one of those singing cylons is on my 6. No wait, that's Lipps, Inc., singing funkytown!

felgercarb by Endorpheus January 2, 2005

Felguk 

Two DJ's from Brazil well known in the rave/club scene throughout North America. Their music style is Electro, House, Electronica.

Did you see Felguk at EDC? Shit was tight!!!

Felguk by P:i:K:a:s:s:o September 10, 2010

Felgated

1) When you are so drunk you fall over a fence or gate and cannot remember doing so

2) When you lose your drinking virginity and do strange things

3) When you believe you are a horse and try jumping gates, then you realise you are not a horse and you fall

Stu: 'I was so Felgated last night, I think I chased a man for a hug.'
Adam: 'Yes. Yes you did. But you also thought you were a horse, a gymnast and had sex in a kitchen.'
Stu: 'Oh. Did i have sex in the kitchen?'
Adam: 'No. You most definitely Felgated.'

Felgated by Mr. Woodlands July 31, 2012