1 definition by Mr. Woodlands
1) When you are so drunk you fall over a fence or gate and cannot remember doing so
2) When you lose your drinking virginity and do strange things
3) When you believe you are a horse and try jumping gates, then you realise you are not a horse and you fall
2) When you lose your drinking virginity and do strange things
3) When you believe you are a horse and try jumping gates, then you realise you are not a horse and you fall
Stu: 'I was so Felgated last night, I think I chased a man for a hug.'
Adam: 'Yes. Yes you did. But you also thought you were a horse, a gymnast and had sex in a kitchen.'
Stu: 'Oh. Did i have sex in the kitchen?'
Adam: 'No. You most definitely Felgated.'
Adam: 'Yes. Yes you did. But you also thought you were a horse, a gymnast and had sex in a kitchen.'
Stu: 'Oh. Did i have sex in the kitchen?'
Adam: 'No. You most definitely Felgated.'
by Mr. Woodlands March 14, 2012