Felgated

1) When you are so drunk you fall over a fence or gate and cannot remember doing so

2) When you lose your drinking virginity and do strange things

3) When you believe you are a horse and try jumping gates, then you realise you are not a horse and you fall

Stu: 'I was so Felgated last night, I think I chased a man for a hug.'
Adam: 'Yes. Yes you did. But you also thought you were a horse, a gymnast and had sex in a kitchen.'
Stu: 'Oh. Did i have sex in the kitchen?'
Adam: 'No. You most definitely Felgated.'

Felgated by Mr. Woodlands July 31, 2012

fellated 

To have had a woman, in most cases, perform fellatio on your genital region.

a blowjob of the past tense

primarily used in Northern New Jersey.

(pronounced: fellashed)

>> Where the hell were you all night??

> Getting fellated by that sloppy bitch over there"

>> oh, well done.

fellated by frankie drama December 21, 2008

felated 

Men who share a common woman through oral sex.

Bob and Fred dated the same woman at different times and she often performed oral sex on them, hence they are felated.

felated by I'm smart but lazy. August 1, 2016

fellated 

When any number of people are related (fellated) by means of the act of fellatio, be it directly or vicariously through one female fellating several males. Both females and males can be fellated, by having blown the same guy, having recieved from the same girl, or blow brothers, who have each received from the same female. No male on male action allowed

Susan:So whats our fellationship?
Steve: Well you gave Jim dome, and he got dome from my girlfriend, you tell me.
Susan: Ohh so we are fellated. I'm your step sister of sorts because I blew Jim who was blown by Lucy, meaning I've blown you by means of a substitute
Steve: We can change that right now... (unzips knickers to receive sloppy dome session followed by gratuitous money shot on Susans face)

fellated by Boners Mcgee February 23, 2008

Felgate 

Cant pull sadly. Only men.

Josh is a felgate

Felgate by S7.0113 November 3, 2023