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faggatron 

A giant mythical, gay robot from the future that turns into a simply fabulous dance club. Faggatron most closely resembles a Transformer in appearance, but communicates with a pronounced effeminate lisp. Faggatron is the result of years of intense faggatronics research (hence his name).

Faggatrons primary objective is to combat homosexual intolerance, by transforming into a simply fabulous discotheque for all to enjoy. With a sassy lisp, "hey guys .. let's party", is a hard thing to resist from a 80 foot robot with laser blasters.

While Faggatron is RARELY seen in his physical form, his influence on the world still shines bright today. The UK's pop music scene was particularly fortunate in the 1980's.

As a concept, Faggatron challenges the notion of how exactly a robot could be homosexual in the first place. While Faggatron is mostly a-sexual, his design is more yang than yin. This is further explored by the First Church of Appliantology

One can always tell where Faggatron has been, because of the residual level of faggatronics in the area. This can result in a higher than normal level of art galleries, dance clubs, and botiques with urban accessories for the metrosexual gentleman.
Gary: "I feel that my sexual identity is not being respected"

Chip: "Don't worry Gary. Faggatron will be here soon to blast all these fools. Then we will dance."
faggatron by shoeburger December 16, 2008
Related Words

Faggatly 

given to those whom have acted like a retard or a faggat.
Andrew was jaywalking on the street like a retard and funnily enough was hit by a car and died faggatly from his fatal wounds.
Faggatly by chunk derty August 31, 2019

faggateer 

when a faggot pioneer's a fashion trend that only faggots would do.

Ellen DeGeneres is a fashion pioneer for faggots
Adam Lambert is a faggateer in fashion.
faggateer by bigman135 loves pussy February 28, 2013
A sneaky way of saying faggot.
Joe is such a foggat.
Foggat by ganjas October 10, 2009
faggot in an accent, deragatory word for homosexual, not intended towards gays, but to dumb people
you're such a feggit
feggit by named pong April 10, 2005

Robert Feggans.

the coolest body guard alive.
he also goes by the name 'big rob'.
he shelters the jonas brothers from
screaming girls and paparozzi. word.
girl: AH! NICK! I LOVE YOU!
big rob: you best not be touching
mah man or youz be getting a bruise on your left nostril in two seconds ma.
i'll throw you across dis room like a
rocket on acid, yeah, we cool? after all,
i be robert feggans.