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faggatron 

A giant mythical, gay robot from the future that turns into a simply fabulous dance club. Faggatron most closely resembles a Transformer in appearance, but communicates with a pronounced effeminate lisp. Faggatron is the result of years of intense faggatronics research (hence his name).

Faggatrons primary objective is to combat homosexual intolerance, by transforming into a simply fabulous discotheque for all to enjoy. With a sassy lisp, "hey guys .. let's party", is a hard thing to resist from a 80 foot robot with laser blasters.

While Faggatron is RARELY seen in his physical form, his influence on the world still shines bright today. The UK's pop music scene was particularly fortunate in the 1980's.

As a concept, Faggatron challenges the notion of how exactly a robot could be homosexual in the first place. While Faggatron is mostly a-sexual, his design is more yang than yin. This is further explored by the First Church of Appliantology

One can always tell where Faggatron has been, because of the residual level of faggatronics in the area. This can result in a higher than normal level of art galleries, dance clubs, and botiques with urban accessories for the metrosexual gentleman.
Gary: "I feel that my sexual identity is not being respected"

Chip: "Don't worry Gary. Faggatron will be here soon to blast all these fools. Then we will dance."
faggatron by shoeburger December 16, 2008
Related Words

Faggatly 

given to those whom have acted like a retard or a faggat.
Andrew was jaywalking on the street like a retard and funnily enough was hit by a car and died faggatly from his fatal wounds.
Faggatly by chunk derty August 31, 2019

faggateer 

when a faggot pioneer's a fashion trend that only faggots would do.

Ellen DeGeneres is a fashion pioneer for faggots
Adam Lambert is a faggateer in fashion.
faggateer by bigman135 loves pussy February 28, 2013
A rock band during the 70's, famous for their song, "Slow Ride.
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foghat by jones February 5, 2003
(1) 70's classic rock band
(2) A word made up by Dave Peverett (the lead singer of the above-mentioned band) in a game of Scrabble he played with his brother, in which Dave insisted it was a word. While it wasn't a word at the time, it later became the band's name which, to some, may now be an acceptable word for the popular crossword board game.
(1) Foghat is well-known for their classic rock hits such as "Slow Ride"

(2) (In a game of Scrabble)
Player 1: I challenge your word, "foghat." That's not a word!

Player 2: It is according to urbandictionary.com!
foghat by paul4ta June 20, 2005

Faggatronics 

The language, science, and math, and history of faggotry.

The mechanics of queerness encompassed.
1. This bitch sucked so bad I couldn't understand how until I found she achieved a Ph.D. in faggatronics.

2. Certain stereotypical voice/behavior inflections that are typically more difficult to detect in London and in those possessing strong powers of faggatronics.