feath

to passionately fuck

Tony is so hot, I wish he would feath me

by LordShenis04 March 19, 2022

Feath

adjective
1. the state between dying and death
2. when one can't spell anything because they're too high

noun
1. a person who is going to die in 1 second
2. a high person who can't spell

1. I'm shot, i'm a feath now, leave me and run for your life!
2. I'm so feath right now.

by Chinese Monk Mon May 22, 2013

He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.

This line is said after almost every death of one of pewd’s pets.

“JOERGEN- NOoOoOoOoOo !!”
“He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.”

by zenissushi August 23, 2019

Semen Father

A father figure who supplies his girl with lots of delicious, creamy semen.

Melissa knew she would get a big mouthful of yummy cum from her Semen Father. And sure enough she drained his balls into her pretty mouth and gave her lots to swallow.

by eggplant boi March 21, 2021

Fondling Father

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.

This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 12, 2023

Father Joseph

The last hit of a bowl.

Is that cashed? No, there's just enough for a Father Joseph; here you go, man!

by FJ Himself October 3, 2013

Feathers

Feathers – \feath•ers\ Noun: Slang for hubris, arrogant, vain, narcissistic, selfish, self-centered. Originated from the cliché “He’s like a peacock so in love with his own feathers he’d high five his own shadow”

The server referred to John as “Feathers” to her co-workers because Feathers was so self-centered he liked leaving an intentional mess and bossing people around at the restaurant which gave him a sense of narcissistic pleasure and inflated self-worth.

by Giggles T. Clown September 23, 2014