fearitude
Word made up by the character "The Janitor" from the NBC hospital based sit-com Scrubs. The word is said by Bob Kelso in season 5 episode 24 when he is blackmailed into announcing on the hospital PA system that he is afraid of the Janitor.
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Fearitude
Noun. Being feared by others through use of power and reputation. Use only when the fear is widespread through a certain group.
Fearitude by El Rilo 63 October 17, 2007
fatitude
noun., an overweight person who has a bad attitude because of it. Tends to be very angry at the world for no reason.
fatitude by Justin and Kyle December 12, 2008
fartitude
Laura Bush: How was your lunch, dear?
GWB: It was the best Tex-mex I had in a while. The refried beans were outta this world. I must have had three servings!
Laura Bush: here are some beanos for you darling. We'll be spending the afternoon with the Putins, you know...
GWB: You take me for an old fart? dont need them beanos!
Laura Bush: I admire your fartitude, Mr President
GWB: It was the best Tex-mex I had in a while. The refried beans were outta this world. I must have had three servings!
Laura Bush: here are some beanos for you darling. We'll be spending the afternoon with the Putins, you know...
GWB: You take me for an old fart? dont need them beanos!
Laura Bush: I admire your fartitude, Mr President
fartitude by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008
fatitude
A condition where an obese person confuses their fatness girth for muscle girth and acts tough because of their mistake, thinking their mass will intimidate others despite a lack of actual physical fitness. Usually a person with fatitude has a lot of lung power but not much actual physical strength and tire rapidly in any actual fights.
fatitude by Guy in the QFC parking lot February 19, 2011
fatitude
(noun) Rudeness or aggressive behavior derived from an obese person's assumption that their girth provides them with free license to get in your way, force you out of their way, or otherwise take advantage of your desire not to press up against their lard. Just because you take up more space does not entitle you to other people's space.
Fatitude
1. The disillusioned sense of entitlement and superiority obese people exude because they blame the world for their problems.
2. Having false expectations that things are supposed to get easier without even trying to change.
2. Having false expectations that things are supposed to get easier without even trying to change.
Mike: "My obese friend said she doesn't understand why she isn't losing weight right before chugging a 2 liter bottle of soda."
Dan: "She really suffers from a bad fatitude!"
Dan: "She really suffers from a bad fatitude!"
Fatitude by Galen Baltar June 6, 2013
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