fearitude 

Word made up by the character "The Janitor" from the NBC hospital based sit-com Scrubs. The word is said by Bob Kelso in season 5 episode 24 when he is blackmailed into announcing on the hospital PA system that he is afraid of the Janitor.

Bob Kelso: "...so, please join me in basking in the glow of the Janitors awesome... *pauses* ...this isn't a word?!"

Janitor: "Read it!"

Bob Kelso: "Fearitude. Goodnight."

fearitude by Alan May 24, 2006

Fearitude 

Noun. Being feared by others through use of power and reputation. Use only when the fear is widespread through a certain group.

The janitor of scrubs has fearitude.

Fearitude by El Rilo 63 October 17, 2007

fatitude 

noun., an overweight person who has a bad attitude because of it. Tends to be very angry at the world for no reason.

That fat bitch Fallory needs to lose her fatitude.

fatitude by Justin and Kyle December 12, 2008

fartitude 

strength of sphincter and mind that allow one to hold his or her flatulence in

Laura Bush: How was your lunch, dear?
GWB: It was the best Tex-mex I had in a while. The refried beans were outta this world. I must have had three servings!
Laura Bush: here are some beanos for you darling. We'll be spending the afternoon with the Putins, you know...
GWB: You take me for an old fart? dont need them beanos!
Laura Bush: I admire your fartitude, Mr President

fartitude by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

fatitude 

A condition where an obese person confuses their fatness girth for muscle girth and acts tough because of their mistake, thinking their mass will intimidate others despite a lack of actual physical fitness. Usually a person with fatitude has a lot of lung power but not much actual physical strength and tire rapidly in any actual fights.

Wow, Greg sure has a bad case of fatitude that needs to get adjusted.

fatitude by Guy in the QFC parking lot February 19, 2011

fatitude 

(noun) Rudeness or aggressive behavior derived from an obese person's assumption that their girth provides them with free license to get in your way, force you out of their way, or otherwise take advantage of your desire not to press up against their lard. Just because you take up more space does not entitle you to other people's space.

The 300-pound woman next to me on the plane had a serious fatitude; her arms were halfway into my seat for the entire flight.

fatitude by RyMacD May 29, 2007

Fatitude 

1. The disillusioned sense of entitlement and superiority obese people exude because they blame the world for their problems.

2. Having false expectations that things are supposed to get easier without even trying to change.

Mike: "My obese friend said she doesn't understand why she isn't losing weight right before chugging a 2 liter bottle of soda."

Dan: "She really suffers from a bad fatitude!"

Fatitude by Galen Baltar June 6, 2013