137 definitions by Alan

satan's little helper

a term first coined by bruno morphet when referring to jaunbrand. it is normally used in a hushed tone.

hey bruno morphet. please make sure you put satan's little helper on the guestlist.
oh fuck. better pack in some girlie house.

by Alan June 14, 2004

holacolistic

Causing a sheep to defeciate upon a famous landmark or historical monument

I went up the Auckland sky tower last night with a sheep and got holacolistic

by Alan June 15, 2004

Money

A paper or coins use to deceive the mind; the leading cause of death and crimes, the only way a dork can get laid

Bill Gates got laid because the girl got paid

by Alan October 8, 2004

Wack Bastard

Common insult, usually partaining to a man.

Johnny, you wack bastard, I oughta smack you in the mouth!

by Alan May 9, 2004

Jesus pimps

Jehova's witnesses.

The Jesus pimps stopped at my door again yesterday.

by Alan May 10, 2004

Oyster

phlem

I hoked a fat oyster a spit it in D's face.

by Alan October 19, 2003

LPC

Leather Personnel Carrier: footwear. Combat boots, boots in general, shoes, sandals, etc.

Based on the military's fascination with obscure nomenclatures (their name for "name") for ordinary objects, and for acronyms.

Sergeant: "Awraight, maggit, do you think you can operate those LPC's and go fill these five-gallon cans from the water buffalo two miles up the road without hurting anybody?"

by Alan July 28, 2004