137 definitions by Alan

Inclimate winter weather, excessive snow.

There was mad Jesus dandruff out there tonight, I was afraid to be on the road on the way back from the New Years' celebration.

by Alan May 09, 2004

Jehova's witnesses.

The Jesus pimps stopped at my door again yesterday.

by Alan May 09, 2004

mackin on a woman with whom your only intentions are to score, (bang the hell out of) with.

Damn, Fred was jizzmackin' that babe so hard he almost got laid at the bar.

by Alan March 29, 2004

(M)ucky (I)nept (N)o (G)ood - this is what ming means

by Alan May 15, 2003

Another use of the word nigger Slang terms include: nigga and nuggah

by Alan March 16, 2004

a 300 pound fat kid whos breath smells like colon joe

by Alan April 22, 2005

a cellphone that does nothing they sold it to be. it's slow, it crashes all the time, it's a dud.

is that the best cellphone in the market that you waited for two years to get? no, it's a nokia 6600.

by Alan October 21, 2004