Alan's definitions

grasshead

a. A person, usually male, who is addicted to marijuana. 6. pothead

b. A person who has signed up for the website http;//www.whatthefuck.com under "Grasshead."

a. Look at that grasshead, smoking 24/7

b. Hi, I'm grasshead.

by Alan December 5, 2004

frandom

Like "Random" only with an "f" at the start.

What the funk, that was frandom.

by Alan May 16, 2005

clitty clinger

The poor bastard at a party who can't leave his date alone for a second, afraid to lose her to another guy.

He trailed along behind her and waited at the bathroom door.

by Alan October 1, 2004

puppy

slang term for penis

hey sweet thang, how bout you suck my puppy?

by alan January 22, 2004

Fat Stasik

A chick with big nostrils and dark skin. She is not actually fat. She is very nice, but gets taken advantage of. She is pretty hott though.

Fat Stasik's last name is actually Stacicheck.

I just fucked Fat Stasik

by Alan March 12, 2005

Dust trip

The influence of PCP, also known as Angel dust

Did you hear about that guy that took a dust trip and cut his face off with a broken mirror?

by Alan May 9, 2004

looner

n. - crazy, as in lunatic, missing a few screws,
adj. - anyone who took the short bus to school.

n. -a rock band in los angeles

"You're a looner!"
"Looner rocks!"

by alan November 23, 2003