deward

Possessing all the resources in order to execute a task at hand, and then failing to pull it off. Often used in a romantic context. See dewardt.

Nope. He went home alone after pulling a deward.

by alan April 07, 2004

Puerto

Jamaican slang term for Puerto Rican.

Juan worked tobacco over the summer, said be befriended some Jamaicans, who let him sit at their table during lunch break, and called him Puerto.

by Alan May 08, 2004

foobidishooboo

Meaning of black and negordian descent.

Those new nike cortezes are so foobidishooboo, nucka!

by Alan January 19, 2004

Wack Bastard

Common insult, usually partaining to a man.

Johnny, you wack bastard, I oughta smack you in the mouth!

by Alan May 09, 2004

Jesus pimps

Jehova's witnesses.

The Jesus pimps stopped at my door again yesterday.

by Alan May 10, 2004

Muttongeoff

Closely related to muttonhead, but of a different variety like glovehead

Glovehead was a muttonhead when he hid his beer under his bed.

by alan November 25, 2003

heavenlylay

oi oi, so tired at d mo, soz i eint written on dis fing 4 time, soz!!! yeh i bin gettin a lot better of l8ly, not 100% but i am gettin a lot betta, wot u bin up 2 of l8ly? apart from buggin me, lol onllllllllllly jokin, how iz my lil gyal chloe??? CHLOE U MISSIN ME! U BEST BE!!! lol, tell ur mum i said ello ello, anywayz chat 2 u on msn now, nite nite

by Alan October 20, 2003