A degree of fan-ness-natude.
by fearthewildllama October 3, 2011
Get the fanitude mug.noun., an overweight person who has a bad attitude because of it. Tends to be very angry at the world for no reason.
by Justin and Kyle December 12, 2008
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1. Someone that always exhibits an attitude of fun and excitement in what he/she is doing. This person often is the life of the party and invited to events just because friends/acquaintances know they will have more fun if he/she is there.
2. Person lacking of standard excuses for not having fun or going out, such as: "i'm tired", "I have to get up early", "I have my kid tonight", "My spouse said i can't go out", "I drank too much last night"
1. Someone that always exhibits an attitude of fun and excitement in what he/she is doing. This person often is the life of the party and invited to events just because friends/acquaintances know they will have more fun if he/she is there.
2. Person lacking of standard excuses for not having fun or going out, such as: "i'm tired", "I have to get up early", "I have my kid tonight", "My spouse said i can't go out", "I drank too much last night"
Bachelor: Can we go home now I have a wedding in the morning.
Best man: NO! You had better change your funitude right now or no more dances for you!
OR
Person 1: Man, last night was crazy.
Person 2: I know, Person 3 is the world record holder for "purveyor of funitude" (as measured on the official funitudity meter)
Best man: NO! You had better change your funitude right now or no more dances for you!
OR
Person 1: Man, last night was crazy.
Person 2: I know, Person 3 is the world record holder for "purveyor of funitude" (as measured on the official funitudity meter)
by Dick Turner October 14, 2009
Get the Funitude mug.A condition where an obese person confuses their fatness girth for muscle girth and acts tough because of their mistake, thinking their mass will intimidate others despite a lack of actual physical fitness. Usually a person with fatitude has a lot of lung power but not much actual physical strength and tire rapidly in any actual fights.
by Guy in the QFC parking lot February 19, 2011
Get the fatitude mug.(noun) Rudeness or aggressive behavior derived from an obese person's assumption that their girth provides them with free license to get in your way, force you out of their way, or otherwise take advantage of your desire not to press up against their lard. Just because you take up more space does not entitle you to other people's space.
The 300-pound woman next to me on the plane had a serious fatitude; her arms were halfway into my seat for the entire flight.
by RyMacD May 29, 2007
Get the fatitude mug.1. The disillusioned sense of entitlement and superiority obese people exude because they blame the world for their problems.
2. Having false expectations that things are supposed to get easier without even trying to change.
2. Having false expectations that things are supposed to get easier without even trying to change.
Mike: "My obese friend said she doesn't understand why she isn't losing weight right before chugging a 2 liter bottle of soda."
Dan: "She really suffers from a bad fatitude!"
Dan: "She really suffers from a bad fatitude!"
by Galen Baltar June 6, 2013
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