Fawkin

1. To fawk; the act 2. Sex with no feelings involved.

"hey bubba, wanna fawk?"

by Schwilly February 14, 2005

Fawkin Joocy

Adj: To define one as being pleasant or appealing in the realm of aesthetics. Typically used to describe someone who frequents the gym on a regular basis and takes care of their appearance. To achieve this description, one should take pictures of themselves immediately after pumping iron and proceed to post said pictures on your favorite social media website. Any use of the term other than to describe a shredded male is incorrect and should be frowned upon.

1. "You look so Fawkin Joocy Brah. No Homo"

2. "Have you seen Zyzz's serratus? My god it looks so Fawkin Joocy"

by greenek December 27, 2011

Fawkin Idiot

N: fok'in' id'e'ot

1. Someone wo subscibes neither to logic, nor reason.
2. Having an IQ below 75
3. 96whitesohc on neons.org

"traffic causes accidents....not street racing!"
-96whitesohc

by Jackrabbit January 26, 2004

fawkin' awesome

Absolutely, amazingly great, the epitome of all that is awesome.

That girl Katey is fawkin' awesome, man.

"Jonathan David Prussel is fawkin' awesome in bed!" -Gerri Carlton

by Prussel June 11, 2004

faking the snake

to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing

Jim: "So he broke into her apartment, jumped her, tied her up, and kidnapped her. Oh, he also stole a pet snake."
Tim: "Hm, this story must be completely credible because a random, unnecessary detail was added in. Wait a second... he must've been faking the snake!"

by erectiledysfunction55 November 1, 2017

fatkini

A bikini that is for plus-sized women.

"That girl with the nice body has a nice fatkini!"

"Hey, do you sell fatkinis?"
"What?"
"Do you sell fatkinis? Bikinis for plus-szied women?"
"This is Abercrombie & Fitch, girl, of course we don't."

by Chris's_Zen May 24, 2013

Fapkin

A napkin used for absorbing cum after masturbation.

I'm gonna bust!! I better get a Fapkin!!

by lockenload23 August 5, 2016