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Fawkin Joocy 

Adj: To define one as being pleasant or appealing in the realm of aesthetics. Typically used to describe someone who frequents the gym on a regular basis and takes care of their appearance. To achieve this description, one should take pictures of themselves immediately after pumping iron and proceed to post said pictures on your favorite social media website. Any use of the term other than to describe a shredded male is incorrect and should be frowned upon.
1. "You look so Fawkin Joocy Brah. No Homo"

2. "Have you seen Zyzz's serratus? My god it looks so Fawkin Joocy"
Fawkin Joocy by greenek December 27, 2011

Fawkin Idiot 

N: fok'in' id'e'ot

1. Someone wo subscibes neither to logic, nor reason.
2. Having an IQ below 75
3. 96whitesohc on neons.org
"traffic causes accidents....not street racing!"
-96whitesohc
Fawkin Idiot by Jackrabbit January 26, 2004

fawkin' awesome 

Absolutely, amazingly great, the epitome of all that is awesome.
That girl Katey is fawkin' awesome, man.

"Jonathan David Prussel is fawkin' awesome in bed!" -Gerri Carlton
fawkin' awesome by Prussel June 11, 2004

faking the snake 

to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing
Jim: "So he broke into her apartment, jumped her, tied her up, and kidnapped her. Oh, he also stole a pet snake."
Tim: "Hm, this story must be completely credible because a random, unnecessary detail was added in. Wait a second... he must've been faking the snake!"
A bikini that is for plus-sized women.
"That girl with the nice body has a nice fatkini!"

"Hey, do you sell fatkinis?"
"What?"
"Do you sell fatkinis? Bikinis for plus-szied women?"
"This is Abercrombie & Fitch, girl, of course we don't."
fatkini by Chris's_Zen May 24, 2013
A napkin used for absorbing cum after masturbation.
I'm gonna bust!! I better get a Fapkin!!
Fapkin by lockenload23 August 5, 2016
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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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