The tool in which the fapper, horney
gentleman that he is, must collect, with indefatigable glee, the ultimate discharged substance of the fapping action, heretofore described as the big F.
When used properly, the said fapper is not required to constantly refill stock quantity of the Kleenex frequently, when the practical fapper can use
one (or up to 3) different Fapkins to serve the same function.
A wise fapper
indeed.