fauxwhore

One that dresses promiscuously, is overly flirtatious, and has a slutty outlook upon social interaction, but is ultimately prude.

Bro, shes got a fat ass and a hot rack...its too bad shes a fauxwhore.

fauxwhore by partnersNcrime May 1, 2013

Facewhore 

Facebook whores. We all know at least one of them... Yeah, even you. Perhaps you're even one of them. O.O They are those girls or guys that take that picture, usually of their 'ripped abs even though I haven't been to the gym in a year' or their 'lookie at my DD's;D oh, actually it's becuz of mah pushup bra;*'

You've seen it before, you know you have.

D. Lmao Bryan come look!!! Lauren has a new picture up;P

B. Lol what a facewhore, look at her boobs hanging out of her shirt! xD

D.Here let me comment.....*typing*.

"FLAWLESS<3"

B.What?

D. Gotta keep the pictures coming lmao

Facewhore by Jasonsface July 6, 2011

Fauxword 

A word that is made up for some purpose and used so often, it's actually accepted as part of the vernacular, without much question.

"Come down before Halloween for our SPOOKTACULAR candy sale!"

Spooktacular would be the fauxword

Fauxword by DanoNYC October 31, 2010

Faux Whore

A flirtatious person that gives the vibe that he or she is promiscuous, but has never actually engaged in any sexual acts.

I'll give you ten bucks if you get that faux whore to sleep with you.

Faux Whore by Toy December 2, 2005

fauxthority 

1. An adjudicating person or body that is spuriously invoked in order to win an argument or discussion, especially where no such body actually exists.

2. An air of supreme knowledgeability and pretentiosity, projected by a person who will speak at length and with great opinion, on topics of which he or she actually has only a passing grasp at best.

(In this example, both HMB and DrB are using fauxthoritative arguments, and both are displaying fauxthority.)

HMB: Sylvia Saint's finest asset is her bottom.
DrB: You lie. It's her breasts.
HMB: Surely not. For breasts, q.v. Brianna Banks, Asia Carrera, et al. Theirs are much larger.
DrB: Your argument hinges on the theory that quantity is preferable to quality. In defence of the alternative view, Sylvia Saint is entirely natural, as can be deduced when viewing her in the reclining attitude.
HMB: Be that as it may, her breasts are much smaller, at most 0.94 British Standard Handfuls. By comparison, Asia Carrera weighs in at a hefty 2.09 BSH.
DrB: Yes, but is it not spoken in the Book of Erogenis that "Reckon thee the food in thy bowl the same as thou wouldst reckon the tits on thy concubines: that any more than a mouthful will be wasted?"

(Discussion continues as both speakers get to indulge their vanities in this verbal equivalent of public masturbation.)

fauxthority by HMB August 19, 2006

Fabuwhore 

A fabulous girl who knows what she wants and who she wants it with. A hot chica who is not above letting you know to chill the fuck out. A chick with a -tude who holds her own. A Fabuwhore!

"OMG that bitch with the -tude she is such a fabuwhore, I'm soooo jealous."

"You're such a fabuwhore!, let's be friends."

Fabuwhore by Princessaletse November 15, 2012

fanwhore 

One step beyond fanboy or fangirl, a fanwhore is someone who is so insanely obsessed with something they treat it practically like a religion and will physically harm others who disagree with it.

Twilight fanwhore: "OMG TWILIHTGT IS LIEK THE BESTEST BOOK EVAR1!11! STEPHANY MIYER IZ A GENIOIS!111"

Sane person: "Twilight sucks ass, so shut up about it your retarded fanwhore"

Twilight fanwhore: "OMFG HOW FUKIN DAR U INSULT TEH GRAT GODESS STEFANIE MIYER I WIL FUKKIN KIL U!!11!"

*Twilight fanwhore proceeds to kick sane person in the balls*

fanwhore by MISTER OWNINATOR December 23, 2009