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Facewhore 

Facebook whores. We all know at least one of them... Yeah, even you. Perhaps you're even one of them. O.O They are those girls or guys that take that picture, usually of their 'ripped abs even though I haven't been to the gym in a year' or their 'lookie at my DD's;D oh, actually it's becuz of mah pushup bra;*'

You've seen it before, you know you have.
D. Lmao Bryan come look!!! Lauren has a new picture up;P

B. Lol what a facewhore, look at her boobs hanging out of her shirt! xD

D.Here let me comment.....*typing*.

"FLAWLESS<3"

B.What?

D. Gotta keep the pictures coming lmao
Facewhore by Jasonsface July 6, 2011
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Fabuwhore 

A fabulous girl who knows what she wants and who she wants it with. A hot chica who is not above letting you know to chill the fuck out. A chick with a -tude who holds her own. A Fabuwhore!
"OMG that bitch with the -tude she is such a fabuwhore, I'm soooo jealous."

"You're such a fabuwhore!, let's be friends."
Fabuwhore by Princessaletse November 15, 2012

fanwhore 

One step beyond fanboy or fangirl, a fanwhore is someone who is so insanely obsessed with something they treat it practically like a religion and will physically harm others who disagree with it.
Twilight fanwhore: "OMG TWILIHTGT IS LIEK THE BESTEST BOOK EVAR1!11! STEPHANY MIYER IZ A GENIOIS!111"

Sane person: "Twilight sucks ass, so shut up about it your retarded fanwhore"

Twilight fanwhore: "OMFG HOW FUKIN DAR U INSULT TEH GRAT GODESS STEFANIE MIYER I WIL FUKKIN KIL U!!11!"

*Twilight fanwhore proceeds to kick sane person in the balls*
fanwhore by MISTER OWNINATOR December 23, 2009

famewhore 

someone who uses Twitter as form of self-service or gain followers through spamming too much hashtags; often spams the Twitter trend-lists as much as they can to gain followers for useless/senseless reason.
"Follow back <insert famewhore-related hashtag here>! Tweet 20x for a follow!"
"TWEETING, FOLLOWING AND DM'ING RIGHT NOW, Keep Tweeting <insert famewhore-related hashtag here> :) RT!"

Aniwhore 

Someone who consistently owns any type of pet for a fraction of a second, then abandons it with no remorse. They typically can be seen posting various snapshots of their new animal friend, gushing over the love they have for the new Sparky of their lives on various social media sites; only to follow up with a new post of "Help me find a home for Sparky #12!"

Aniwhores typically fall in love with the idea or face of a new pet, only to realize their poor asses cannot feed or give basic care. They've also been known to abandon animals because of the following reasons: This puppy shit in my house, it's gotta go.; This Cat scratched my kid, it's gotta go.; This dog barks, it's gotta go.; This rabbit requires food, it's gotta go.
"Did you see Josey's new kitten on Facebook!?!," "Which one? The one she dumped in the woods yesterday? Or the

one she picked up coming home from dumping the one in the woods yesterday?" "God, what an Aniwhore!"
Aniwhore by OvertheTreetops September 8, 2016

famewhore 

A person that prostitutes himself or herself on a media outlet, preferably a reality TV show (i.e. Joe Millionaire), in the hopes of sustaining an ample amount of their 15 minutes.
Why does American Idol attract the biggest famewhores?
famewhore by C & B February 10, 2004
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