fauxtella

The store brand and generic varieties of Nutella.

This Nutella like product from Aldi should be labeled fauxtella.

fauxtella by runbucky October 8, 2012

Fruitella

the name of a badman sweet.

"WHAT YOU MEAN YOU AINT GOT FRUITELLAS MAN!"
"WHY YOU WANT BLOODY FRUITELLAS?"
"COZ THEY IS BADMAN SWEETS YOU GET ME?"

Annuvahood

Fruitella by duhwinning May 4, 2011

fruitella

A dutch candy, made from milk and fruit extracts.
They come in cube forms.
pronounced "frautella"

Hey , can you give a fruitella? i'm hungry as a mofo

fruitella by Scrpzr June 22, 2006

fauxternative

Kids who think they are cool and alternative when they are really not, and are just crap at life. These kids tend to sit around having "jam" sessions on their guitars, believe in socialism (when they really have no idea wtf it is), wear black nailpolish and have dreads, but on the inside are little mummy's boys who ain't hardcore. They also probably wear coloured underwear.

"God I was at this guys place the other day, and everyone there was totally fauxternative"

NB/ can be abbreviated to fauxtern

fauxternative by Kris February 19, 2005

Fauxtalian 

A chain restaurant that specializes in so-called "Authentic" Italian food.

Guy: Olive Garden and Macaroni Grille are so very authentic.

Girl: Not really. It's just fauxtalian.

Fauxtalian by .....ben s....... June 22, 2008

fauxcellarm 

When you feel the vibration of your cell phone, but it is not vibrating (or you are not even carrying your phone).

"I reached in my pocket to answer my phone, but then I remembered I left it at home. It was just a fauxcellarm."

fauxcellarm by DudeAbides October 27, 2007

Fauxllatio 

A faked blowjob. Not unlike something that would occur in a soft core pornography film.

That Jesse Jane gives great fauxllatio.

Fauxllatio by Whit Trashe November 28, 2014