Fauxtel

The real name for foxtel, the lowest form of 'news' and 'entertainment' available.
'Faux' is French for 'deliberately deceptive' which describes this network of misinformation to a T.

You have the fauxtel version of events, and then you have what really happened. No connections whatsoever.

by shonny October 11, 2007

fauxtella

The store brand and generic varieties of Nutella.

This Nutella like product from Aldi should be labeled fauxtella.

by runbucky October 8, 2012

fauxmeless

"Fake homeless"; Scruffy-looking teenagers who think it's cool to hang out on the streets and beg for change, but at they end of the day go back home to their middle-class lifestyles and their parents' house in the suburbs.

It's impossible to walk down a major street in this city without being accosted by hordes of fauxmeless kids asking for spare change.

by Crownprince75 October 8, 2009

Fauxteur

n. A filmmaker, usually a director, who makes cheesy, derivative, or unoriginal movies

n. a hack

n. one with no talent who achieves celebrity

"That movie is a rip off of a much better one I saw years ago. The director is a real fauxteur."

"Brett Ratner is a fauxteur."

by Waingro June 26, 2006

Fauxtee

A sparse goatee grown while on vacation or over a long weekend. Typically grown by yuppie bankers, accountants or lawyers trying to shed their wholesome weekday image and prove some level of rebellion.

Girl 1: Hey check out that guy - he looks pretty hot.
Girl 2: Nah, it's a fauxtee. Total dork, it'll be gone monday morning.

by JuniorBater November 5, 2010

fauxtestor

A fake protestor; someone who is probably there because they are being paid.

They are usually violent or attempt to incite violence.

They don't actually care about any particular causes. Virtue signalling is more important to them than offering solutions.

Did you see those fauxtestors at the Trump rally yesterday? Soros paid them to be there. All they did was curse at people, spit on them and then played the victim when someone stood their ground.

by UcladudeJon March 8, 2017

fauxtest

To fake-protest as opposed to 'fake-test' as the name suggests.

A fauxtest of this said Fur-con would be the proper way to handle such a debacle.

by Jon November 26, 2004