Fauxreer

The pretend career of a D-list "famous" person, whose biggest credits include, but are not limited to, 9th runner up on any reality T.V. talent show, the recipient of irrelevant and unknown awards, a participant in any Disney park related event, and has played themselves on any mediocre drama or comedy series.

1. I love reading about Ace Young's fauxreer.

2. What ever happened to the show The Girls Next Door? Holly Madison's fauxreer still amazes me.

Fauxreer by Leighhlaa June 19, 2014

Fauxrebral 

Adjective for people who think speak authoritatively on everything, but really know nothing.

"Corban got drunk last night and I finally had to leave. I couldn't stand his fauxrebral banter anymore."

Fauxrebral by eoporto April 10, 2008

Fauxree 

When something is advertised as free but there are really strings attached. Another example is when you have to buy multiple items to get a "free" item. They are not really free.

"Click here for a fauxree MacBook Pro *"
"Buy two pairs of shoes and get one fauxree"

Fauxree by frizbee_dog January 29, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016