Fauxnee

Fauxnees are people most commonly millenials, born in the early 80s to mid 90s. In real life they appear to be dishonest or incapable of having real life relationships, seem to lack the ability to be intimate, and are often disguised as selfish or non present partners, and always come off polite or shy, but still give their loved ones the sense they are disliked, hated or dishonest. Really they are actually capable of the highest level of intimacy, love, honesty, devotion, and especially epic romance, but only if the relationship is sustained through phone contact and other devices and doesn't have too much real life interaction that might easily scare them away.

Pam: I think my boyfriend hates me or maybe he's cheating?
Kelly: no Pam, he's just a fauxnee, kick him out and then text him, see if you get better communication, or search some key words on Twitter maybe u will find some fake profiles of him talking shit about you to his new girlfriend"

by Nightcarlie April 8, 2018

fauxner

An illusionary erection created when one sits down and their pants (usually jeans) bunch up at the crotch. This can happen to both males and females, and generally, the stiffer and baggier the jeans, the more impressive the fauxner. This word comes from the French word "faux," meaning fake.

"Dude, don't get near me with that thing."

"Oh don't worry, it's just a fauxner."

by Kyle Rossi April 17, 2007

FauxNews

A alternate name for Fox News Network; opinions masquerading as news.

'You saw that on FauxNews last night, didn't you?'

by dwendt April 15, 2009

fauxne call

Pretending to be involved in a phone conversation, especially to avoid someone or to appear busy.

Jake was nervous about being in a room full of strangers, so he made a fauxne call that lasted as long as the party.

by ram October 2, 2007

Fauxtee

A sparse goatee grown while on vacation or over a long weekend. Typically grown by yuppie bankers, accountants or lawyers trying to shed their wholesome weekday image and prove some level of rebellion.

Girl 1: Hey check out that guy - he looks pretty hot.
Girl 2: Nah, it's a fauxtee. Total dork, it'll be gone monday morning.

by JuniorBater November 5, 2010

fauxner

A fake erection created by your pants when you sit down.

Hey Bill, is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Naw man that's just a fauxner.

by The Delicious Destroyer April 12, 2007

fauxnection

A false connection made to another person in order to gain something from them. Usually information or other things not easily procured otherwise. Involves pretending an otherwise non-existent acquaintance.

1. Heather made a fauxnection with the bouncer to get us into the club.

by Mad Morrigan October 10, 2012