fauxhip 

The act of rocking out to trendy music while wearing white earbuds. Must be in silhouette and in front of bright colors for full effect.

Kyle was fauxhipping to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs when someone remarked, "What a douche!"

Bob wanted to seem cool to his friends, so he grabbed the nearest top 20, his earbuds, and fauxhipped in front of a white wall. Everyone knew he was a fauxhipster, since everyone knows you don't fauxhip in front of white.

fauxhip by fauxhipster July 13, 2009

fauxhipping 

Act of performing the fauxhip by a fauxhipster.

Kyle was fauxhipping to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs when someone remarked, "What a douche!"

fauxhipping by fauxhipster July 13, 2009

fauxpiphany 

Sudden realization that your epiphany wasn't that significant.

Mary shouted "Eureka!" and then realized her mistake. Yet another fauxpiphany in a long career of failure...

fauxpiphany by bgutz June 16, 2010

fauxhipster 

One who fauxhips. Generally engaged by Apple fanboys and, to a lesser extent, any iPod owner who happens to be in front of a brightly colored wall when a trendy song starts playing.

Bob wanted to seem cool to his friends, so he grabbed the nearest top 20, his earbuds, and fauxhipped in front of a white wall. Everyone knew he was a fauxhipster, since everyone knows you don't fauxhip in front of white.

fauxhipster by fauxhipster July 13, 2009

Fauxipino 

A Filipino from Fresno that fully embraces the valley girl mentality, takes it in the ass, and thinks tagalog is a girl scout cookie.

Oh she's one of those fauxipino bitches.

Fauxipino by Post_bologna September 15, 2019

fauxship 

Persons claiming to be friends while engaging in nonn-platonic activities; and Friends possessing sexual tension.

A friendship possessing philia and Eros behavior.

Tony and Dessa's fauxship was apparent from their first hike at the park.

fauxship by Honest Tony June 19, 2022

faux-hip 

a derogatory term used when someone or some place (such as a café) affects a hip exterior but, in essence, is nothing but that exterior.

all these concert posters on the wall give off such a faux-hip feel.

faux-hip by tsuyoshi October 7, 2007